You must appreciate Senator Bob Dole representin' planteers everywhere.

Bob Dole is on the cusp of perfecting cold fusion. He is an asset to all the peoples of the world.

To the best rants on the Planet, long live Bob Dole

Is this the same as the steak and BJ day?

betamax and beta or beta sp are different formats, yes?

No, Mr. Halfcan. Steak and BJ day is on the 14th this year.

Plus, I think it's safe to say that, no matter how much we appreciate Mr. Bob Dole (and we do), he doesn't hold a candle to steak and bjs.

Frankly, I'm looking forward to tomorrow which is Pie and BJ day, the holiday originally established by Charlemagne to acknowledge the Khazar kingdom's conversion to Judaism and the remarkable ability of Byzantine women to both bake and control their gag reflex.

FAX

I PM'd Bob Dole this morning and he helped me.

:clap: for Bob Dole!

He was able to help you get parts for your Betamax player?

LMAO

Actually, I checked out the Mobile viewing setting last night and once there, there's no way out. Stuck in shitting mobile view. There's no way to even make a thread for help. So I went to Tapatalk, but since the upgrade, there's no prefixes, so I couldn't make a thread for help there either. PM'd Bob Dole and a few others, and he got me squared away pretty quickly.

Moral of the story: If you want to check out "mobile" CP, go to the mobile site, NOT the mobile view setting in user pref's.

I miss Fax

Bob Dole did his best to tell Jim Jones he was leaving with a tranny. JJ didn't listen, and the rest is history!
Also no body knows who Bob Doles father is, but his mother is John Wayne!

Readign more about this Wonderlic test:
 

Coaches apparently don't like scores on either extreme—too dumb or too smart. If too high a score, they think a player is more likely to challenge their authority when coaches like to maintain control of the lockeroom.

Same link as earlier.

WTF?

Bob Dole is a mensch.