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Iowanian 03-26-2007 10:19 AM

Cool. Its like CSI Miami to the CSI-askIowanian Las vegas.

chagrin 03-26-2007 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla
What's up with the Black Sabbath featuring Tony Iommi album? Seriously.


Heh, or TYR :shake:

Kerberos 03-26-2007 12:17 PM

Rainman

Are the "Mattress Police" real or just a made up entity to scare women and children and give Fletch an extra scene in the movie?

Eleazar 03-26-2007 12:20 PM

Have any good stock tips for us, Mr. Rain Man?

plbrdude 03-26-2007 12:25 PM

mr. rainman, what is the proability of tynes attempting 50+ field goals this coming season?

Rain Man 03-26-2007 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DMAC
Rainman:

This is weird: I have noticed over the last few months that every day at around 10AM, I sneeze.

There is never a day that I don't sneeze.

Here is where it gets really weird...Daylight Savings kicked in...and now I sneeze every day at around 11 AM.

It's not like I know it is always coming...I actually forget everday until I actually sneeze. That's when I look at the clock.

Why does this happen, Rainman?

Hmm, this is an interesting one. Since your sneezing changes with daylight savings time, it would appear that it's not linked to time of day, but rather your internal clock. My initial guess is that it's an evolutionary trait developed by one of your ancestors who worked a 10 to 6 shift on a pepper schooner for the Dutch East Indies Company.

Rain Man 03-26-2007 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Cool. Its like CSI Miami to the CSI-askIowanian Las vegas.

Yeah. My thread has bikinis.

http://www.21-casino-gokken-spelen.nl/1/43.jpg

DMAC 03-26-2007 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man
Hmm, this is an interesting one. Since your sneezing changes with daylight savings time, it would appear that it's not linked to time of day, but rather your internal clock. My initial guess is that it's an evolutionary trait developed by one of your ancestors who worked a 10 to 6 shift on a pepper schooner for the Dutch East Indies Company.

LMAO That makes more sense than anything I could come up with.

Rain Man 03-26-2007 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by rxrider
Rainman

Are the "Mattress Police" real or just a made up entity to scare women and children and give Fletch an extra scene in the movie?

Mattress police exist as a dedicated force only the states of Utah and Alabama, and in the City of Hot Springs, Arkansas. In the latter case, they were created to deal with a massive black market problem more than ripped-off tags.

Rain Man 03-26-2007 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Cochise
Have any good stock tips for us, Mr. Rain Man?

Stock?

Due to genetic research, sheep will apparently soon be able to do low-level office work. That can only mean a massive price increase. Buy now.

Rain Man 03-26-2007 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by plbrdude
mr. rainman, what is the proability of tynes attempting 50+ field goals this coming season?

100 minus his likelihood of being injured.

Rain Man 03-26-2007 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by chagrin
I think balls has a non-sexual male crush on rain man, yeesh

Nah, he's just friendly because I procure prostitutes for him.

Baby Lee 03-26-2007 01:32 PM

I know the answer, but love the Zen of the question.


Rainman - how do you get Teflon to stick to a pan?

Rain Man 03-26-2007 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee
I know the answer, but love the Zen of the question.


Rainman - how do you get Teflon to stick to a pan?


Lick it when it's really hot.

Iowanian 03-26-2007 02:29 PM

How much would you give for a quality, used apricot colored bike?


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