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Hog's Gone Fishin 08-03-2007 07:00 AM

Before you get too involved you need to get some info from her to make sure shes the right one for you. Here is a list of questions to help you get started.
1) Ask her if shes a virgin.
2) If shes says no then ask her whats the biggest schlong shes ever had.
3) Next ask her if her breasts are real.
4) Ask her if the poop shoot is off limits
5) Ask her if shes ever had semen get in her eye.

Thats all I can think of for now. Good Luck.

Nzoner 08-03-2007 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer
Before you get too involved you need to get some info from her to make sure shes the right one for you. Here is a list of questions to help you get started.
1) Ask her if shes a virgin.
2) If shes says no then ask her whats the biggest schlong shes ever had.
3) Next ask her if her breasts are real.
4) Ask her if the poop shoot is off limits
5) Ask her if shes ever had semen get in her eye.

Thats all I can think of for now. Good Luck.

Don't forget

6.Ask if she has a gf who'd be interested in a threesome.

Planetman 08-03-2007 07:06 AM

I'll just bookmark this thread now. You know, in case the beer man decides to show her where chiefsplanet is in the intraweb and all.

Simply Red 08-03-2007 07:07 AM

Tatoos? I know about your prerequisite.

rad 08-03-2007 07:08 AM

Just have fun, keep things light, and don't talk about yourself too much. Kind of let her guide the conversation, while you decide where to go and what to do (based on you LISTENING to her interests)

crazycoffey 08-03-2007 07:13 AM

fuck HER!
fuck her now!
Grab those beautiful titties
and fuck her brains out.... [/devil on your left shoulder]


sorry, bad animal house reference, and probably a little off, I don't remember how he said it exactly. Anyway, congrats dude, you DO deserve it, even if "it" is only the feelings you have last night and today.....

One bit of advice from someone who married out of his league, make sure you are not the "nice guy" she's telling her friends she's going to marry, because she's tired of all the A-holes that F her over.... Be a nice guy, don't get me wrong, but don't be a slave either, does that make sense? Be yourself, honest and all, but don't let her good looks cause you to put up with things you wouldn't otherwise put up with. Hopefully she doesn't have much of a "beautiful girl" attitude. (my wife calls it PGD for pretty girl discount because of being treated different all her life)

crazycoffey 08-03-2007 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Planetman
I'll just bookmark this thread now. You know, in case the beer man decides to show her where chiefsplanet is in the intraweb and all.


who are you really? GAZ, and a triumphant return????

Simply Red 08-03-2007 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnorix
Keep the faith. If it can happen for this guy, it can happen for anybody.

http://www.4guysfromviewpoint.com/up...Rich%20Guy.JPG

Ewweeee!

She's got dirty feet.


Yuckee!

Otter 08-03-2007 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by RustShack
Sounds too good to be true... hopfully she dosn't have a penis.

Check for an adam's apple before you subject yourself to the long term psychological damage that would expose you to.

kc rush 08-03-2007 07:22 AM

Congrats and good luch Beer Me.

penguinz 08-03-2007 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by beer me
So since I'm pretty much an open book around here anyway... yikes... any advice on how to proceed without coming on too strong? It would be very easy for me to throw myself at her and become her bitch. :p I have a tendancy to be very open about my feelings with women and I know that can work against me. I want her to know I'm interested... which she does... but I don't want to scare her off.

I've haven't done this "dateing" thing in a long time. I don't know if I'm very good at it. I know I need to keep a "safe" distance for now and let things develop. I hope I can. I know I can. I can..... I hope.

JazzzLovr, your going to have your work cut out for you counseling me through this one.


:)

Buy her a house and a diamond ring. Then quit your job so you can follow her 24/7.

KC Jones 08-03-2007 07:25 AM

advice?

Take it easy, don't push too much, be yourself, and most importantly be sure of yourself. Women love men that take charge and have confidence. If you turn into some sort of weak kneed wuss because you're so infatuated with her it will be a turn off.

el borracho 08-03-2007 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs
I think beer me, might be okay if this girl did have a penis.

If all chicks had dicks would you suck them?

crazycoffey 08-03-2007 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Jones
advice?

Take it easy, don't push too much, be yourself, and most importantly be sure of yourself. Women love men that take charge and have confidence. If you turn into some sort of weak kneed wuss because you're so infatuated with her it will be a turn off.



This is what my rambling bambling post before was trying to get across, so - I concur with KC Jones.

el borracho 08-03-2007 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beer me
So since I'm pretty much an open book around here anyway... yikes... any advice on how to proceed without coming on too strong? It would be very easy for me to throw myself at her and become her bitch. :p I have a tendancy to be very open about my feelings with women and I know that can work against me. I want her to know I'm interested... which she does... but I don't want to scare her off.

I've haven't done this "dateing" thing in a long time. I don't know if I'm very good at it. I know I need to keep a "safe" distance for now and let things develop. I hope I can. I know I can. I can..... I hope.

JazzzLovr, your going to have your work cut out for you counseling me through this one.


:)

Have her sign up here. When she sees what great friends you have she'll know what a great guy you are.


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