mmmm gumbo.

Sorry bro had to vote no on this one....you are the one who added the sissy part o:-)

Why do you insinuate he likes dating black girls?

Don't vote in Simply Red's polls. He likes it.

at least his poll isn't sweaty....

I did nothing of the kind.

rub some dirt on it /Peyton

I thought it had some gangsta sista vibe to it.....

Yes.

Special Grooming of a Shar-Pei
Although this breed has a short coat, because of its wrinkles, it needs special care. Wrinkle cleaning is important for this breed, since moisture and dirt can get trapped in between the folds of the wrinkles and this may cause inflammation and infection if not cleaned properly. Regular massaging and brushing with a bristle brush will keep the coat shiny and healthy. Teeth need to be regularly cleaned and checked, as do the tiny and sensitive little ears, since they fold inwards. Much like the wrinkles, they are susceptible to infection yet again. As for the toenails, you need to be clip them every ten days or so. If you keep to this strict grooming routine, your wrinkly friend will be right as rain! :)



Very much the same thing as above. I'm glad I could teach you all some basic grooming guidelines today.

I don't think you're a sissy. You just like to powder your package under the assumption that females like it that way.

I've never started a hygiene thread, but it seems like they never turn out the way anticipated.

Go with Gold Bond - it's medicated, and if she says 'just like daddy used to wear' you know to run like hell.

Where's the "dipping in chocolate option?"