wtf is up with apricot preserves? filter?

Well, it works in baking, as a marinade, in barbecue sauces and as a thickening agent. Not to mention that chicks dig it.

Oz, you'll find it in your local grocery, usually with the jelly and honey and such.

Maybe if you were not such an alcoholic you could see that it is true..



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Back to the OP topic..

Do what Jilly said.. Also if you can dance well or be funny that is in your favor..

Another thing, I always do ten times better with women when I go out with my women friends to the bars.. So go out with the ladies if you can..

Well since you're coming out of a marriage, I'd start with fat chicks then make your way to ugly chicks. Best of luck.

Don't get addicted to the ease of fat chicks either, lest you be "redubbed" simply endelt

One of my friends prefers to call it "Goin Hoggin"

My luck runs out at the "closing" part, I can do a hell of a job until then.

For the most part picking up chicks is like deer hunting, you can do all the right stuff but just have to be at the right spot at the right time.

GOD DAMMIT I'M NEVER GOING TO GET LAID

Whoever said that being yourself around women is a horrible idea, unless you have a charming personality. I am quite a vile, offensive, and opinionated person. I honestly don't think any of my friends girlfriends like me at all because they think I'm a bad influence. I'm the single guy still pressuring them to live the bachelor lifestyle...go to the strip club, the bars till close, gamble their money away at the casino, and skip church to ****ed up at the golf course. If I was smart, I'd act totally different around them so they would tell their friends how great of a guy I am. But it's hard to be fake for so long, especially around my guy friends.

I don't claim to know anything about relationships, because I don't. Women will never put up my lackadaisical attitude and reluctance of commitment. One thing I have noticed through trial and error is that you pretty much want to treat a woman in the exact opposite way of what you are trying to achieve. If I actually care about a woman, I'll be nicer to them. Call them to talk even sometimes, and just treat them overall better. For some reason, it takes much longer to score when doing so. I think it is because you've set the expectation early that you aren't a sexual threat and are more of a friend figure. You can settle into that role, but it will just take longer. If you make it known with playful sexual innuendo and a lack of care about what they have to say you stand a chance to score in the short term.

If you are talking about long term then I really have no idea. Someone needs to give me pointers because I don't know where to start.

:doh!:

Red, stay away from this guy.

He'll ruin any chance you have of getting laid, let alone being thrown out on your ass.

PS - If you know you're a dumbass, why don't you ****ing change?

1. When you're out, don't mention you're divorced.

2. When you're out, don't look depressed

3. When you're out, don't act depressed

4. When you're out, don't think about the "good times" with your Ex.

5. Find a way to enjoy yourself.

6. Don't bang the first chick that will bang you (unless she's a 9. Not a 1 or a 2 or a 3 but a 9. Otherwise, you'll just make yourself sick).

7. Lose weight. I don't care how lean your are, lose weight. "King of Queens" was a TV show.

8. Lines only work on dumb chicks. If you meet a dumb chick, lie about everything. Name, occupation, reason for being there, etc. Make it cool or you're ****ed. If you can't think on your feet, have a plan in place before going out.

9. Avoid MILF's at this point. Do you really want to deal with somebody's 7 year old brat, let alone have said brat see you at 7:10am with a hangover and a crusty cock?

10. Have fun. Don't take it to seriously. Date. ****. Have a great time. Don't make each chick out to be some sort of emotional tampon or rebound queen. ****y, ****y and more ****y.

Bonus: NEVER talk about your Ex. Nothing. Not sex, not hair, not relationship, not "how much you cared about each other", NOTHING. Nobody gives a ****. It's over.

Good luck!

PS - Change your font. Every time I read your posts, I expect to see a large breasts and a small cock. I don't know what it's called but it should be listed as Tranny.

Pretty spot the **** on.

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Number 6 concerns me.:spock:

Oops.

Misspelling.

It's late. Give a madre fornicator a break