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sedated 08-06-2008 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Beerfund (Post 4895507)
I know for a fact Sedated roofied some bitch
that wasn't just "some bitch". It was the first time for us both, and we will remember it forever. I will anyway.

Pennywise 08-06-2008 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 4895534)
well...i think i've told this story before, but:
i was 18. she was 17. we'd gone together for 3years. always talked about it and had decided to wait til she graduated high school.

the deed was done on the 4th of july. we found out she was pregnant on the 2nd of august. were married on the 13th of september. had twin sons on the 5th of february(two months premature).

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You should have waited 2 more days for the shotgun wedding.

Demonpenz 08-06-2008 02:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pennywise (Post 4895597)
You should have waited 2 more days for the shotgun wedding.
to the temple or in the mouth

Chief Henry 08-06-2008 02:53 PM
18, parking lot of the bar called the "American Tap" in Ft. Dodge , Iowa. She was blonde that was about a 7. Average body but did she get very very wet.

Pennywise 08-06-2008 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 4895598)
to the temple or in the mouth

No, for the 15th.

Chief Henry 08-06-2008 02:54 PM
Where are the gay threads and stories ?

seclark 08-06-2008 02:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pennywise (Post 4895597)
You should have waited 2 more days for the shotgun wedding.
at least i didn't get the clapp. so i had that going for me.
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Beerfund 08-06-2008 02:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated (Post 4895596)
that wasn't just 'some bitch'
not like the chick at the bar.

Redrum_69 08-06-2008 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Chief Henry (Post 4895602)
Where are the gay threads and stories ?


midnight douchebag hasnt posted yet

seclark 08-06-2008 02:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Henry (Post 4895602)
Where are the gay threads and stories ?
???wtf, henry?
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Redrum_69 08-06-2008 02:58 PM
Chicks dig virgins with motorcycles

Fish 08-06-2008 03:01 PM
Vacation bible school..... the priest was gentle.....

Redrum_69 08-06-2008 03:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Henry (Post 4895600)
18, parking lot of the bar called the "American Tap" in Ft. Dodge , Iowa. She was blonde that was about a 7. Average body but did she get very very wet.

Katie Horner is calling for Flash Floods all over Southest Kansas

WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blueballs 08-06-2008 03:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Henry (Post 4895602)
Where are the gay threads and stories ?
Your dad was brave and didn't cry at all
until his wife shooed them off the porch with a broom

"Bob" Dobbs 08-06-2008 03:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 4895540)
Once, only it was MY parents.
Yeah. Me too. It was pretty funny, though; my GF & I put it on tape... an early VHS camera. 3 years later, my mom calls me, LAUGHING HER ASS OFF, saying, "Guess what videotape I just found"? Ugh.


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