Hell, have him tape himself passing out like TinyEvel did, then youtube it. :D

How much longer until you hold the baby, not carry it? Days or hours?

nothing says miricle of life than "hey...your coochie stinks"

No, the miracle is the coochie shrinking back to normal size. It would be like you trying to pass a crabapple out the head of your ween.

I'm due on Saturday...but I wish it was RIGHT FREAKING NOW! The good news is that we have a lot of cookies hanging around the house.

Man, you need to see a doctor. Not just for the cough, but in general. There are lots of things that can go on in the body without any indication and very minor or no symptoms at all (borderline diabetes for example). You basically ask a coworker or friend if they like the doc they see, call, and make an appointment for a new patient exam/physical. It is no big deal and you should do it every year or two. You could have some freaky lung disease or something. Oh, and note to self. `If wife becomes a member of CP, never talk about delivery room war stories.

Cool! I'll have a drink for you and Sully when I'm out in Vegas Saturday. :evil:

Congrats and good luck with your new upcoming life.

Seriously? Crap...I've been dating a girl that has a kid and I thought she was loose because of the kid. time to order a pump

WTF does this mean? Someone expound upon this without being too graphic?

LMAO

Afterbirth has a smell unlike anything you've smelled.

Or start asking some questions...

All the mingling of various fluids?

I have no idea what goes into that smell, and I'm pretty sure I don't want to know. All I DO know is that it stinks. Bad.

Good to know. I would never have thought of this.

If you're really ready for it to be over, go have yourself some sechs.....

http://www.webmd.com/baby/inducing-l...can-it-be-done