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sedated 10-17-2008 10:39 AM
Are you legal?

MOhillbilly 10-17-2008 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5124451)
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
gochiefs tell you that?

Katipan 10-17-2008 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5124442)
? Wha?
I typed really slow and loudly but I'll do it again...

It was just a suggestion. Wear nut huggers all you like. We love sweaty balls.

Dave Lane 10-17-2008 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5123775)
Well mine kind of failed last night.
Try this instead

Not real sure if its safe to meet, your not a stalker or psycho chick by any chance?

lol no I'm normal i'm sure we can.... but the only day i have available is saturday this week...

I'm pretty busy I only have a bit of time at 3, maybe for tea, otherwise we'll have to try later.

That could work lol.... ummm what side of town and what kinda food.... i'm not picky so gotta help me out on that...

I don't know I'm still worried about the psycho chick issue... You sure?

Yes I'm sure are you trying to get me into my hotel?

Are you hitting on me again? God what's up with you women can't you respect me for my mind?

well I do do that....lol

OK Sat at 3 could work...

DeezNutz 10-17-2008 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5124469)
I typed really slow and loudly but I'll do it again...

It was just a suggestion. Wear nut huggers all you like. We love sweaty balls.
Let me help you out with my previous post, then.

I was suggesting that you need to post a picture of yourself to allow the Planet community to decide whether your line would be effective. Ugly women saying that they're not wearing underwear causes men to vomit.

Thus, your reply made no sense whatsoever.

dj56dt58 10-17-2008 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5123775)
Well mine kind of failed last night.
Its for the better...her kindergarten teacher would be very upset if she didnt get her homework done

The Franchise 10-17-2008 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5124474)
Let me help you out with my previous post, then.

I was suggesting that you need to post a picture of yourself to allow the Planet community to decide whether your line would be effective. Ugly women saying that they're not wearing underwear causes men to vomit.

Thus, your reply made no sense whatsoever.
ROFL

Demonpenz 10-17-2008 10:48 AM
Sometimes I just pull it out spit on it and just start jerking it right there. That is on normal times. During ones that are special I might put on some richard marx or something

Braincase 10-17-2008 10:53 AM
I pull up on my motorcycle and show her the latest loot I ripped off.

Katipan 10-17-2008 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5124474)
Let me help you out with my previous post, then.

I was suggesting that you need to post a picture of yourself to allow the Planet community to decide whether your line would be effective. Ugly women saying that they're not wearing underwear causes men to vomit.

Thus, your reply made no sense whatsoever.
I couldn't imagine you'd be so ignorant as to focus on that part of the post. Every Chiefsplanet member I ever met totally fell for the I'm not wearing panties line.

Thus, your post had to be referring to my suggestion for men.

Demonpenz 10-17-2008 11:04 AM
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Iowanian 10-17-2008 11:10 AM
Phone rings. Check.
Unanticipated flowers delivered. Check.
Jealous female co-workers. Check.

The shuttle is being moved to the launch pad, and countdown to thrusting rocket likely.



I was considering taking her to a fancier-than-usual place tomorrow night.....but....we WILL be driving directly past the Home of the McRib. I'll definitely offer.

I doubt it'll be shocking, as 2yrs ago, I took her to Menards to buy wood, and some tree stands that were on sale for our anniversary.

Simply Red 10-17-2008 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5123921)
Move? Seriously? Dude.

Stop thinking and start doing. You're worrying way too much. Just put yourself out there. Put yourself on a hook and set it when the one you like nibbles. There's no trick or secret. If there were, it wouldn't be a secret for very long.

But you get yourself right first. You'll never find somebody special until you get your own demons whipped. I have a s-i-l who marries instead of dating. It's a sad thing.
more of a discussion thread for fun.

Goapics1 10-17-2008 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 5124489)
Sometimes I just pull it out spit on it and just start jerking it right there. That is on normal times. During ones that are special I might put on some richard marx or something
Whatever works for Dem. Richard Marx though?

Demonpenz 10-17-2008 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by apics1 (Post 5124759)
Whatever works for Dem. Richard Marx though?
maybe and i mean MAYBE bryan adams...


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