Don't name it Coatl. Go see a doctor, as soon as you can.

You honestly come here for advice?

I had a pea sized lump and they thought it was enough to go in and take it out! Came back OK, but look Luv, be real and stop playing here!!!

I had an epic zit pop a few days ago. A little bit of a whitehead came out of a similarly described lump just above my right nipple. When I noticed it still felt full, I kept squeezing. Two chunks came out yellow, pressed further then a jet of white and red smacked the shower. It felt liberating.

The "best" zit I had was in 6/7th grade. Huge think on the right side tip of my nose. Annoyed my dad so much he got ahold of me in our foyer and pressed on it for about a minute or so until a huge mass arced skyward then plopped on the floor. Left a scar.

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I didn't come here for advice. I said in the OP that I am making a doctor's appointment. However, I do feel a little less freaked out, so I'm glad I did post it. I thought about waiting once I figured it's an ingrown hair, but I'm still going to have it checked out.

Do you get them from shaving your pits. Claythan? LMAO

No, bro. Probably just trapped sweat like other say.

Now that I have less fat around my midsection I get them on my upper outside thighs a lot. It's weird. But fun. POW!

Dude, you're fuckin' nasty.

Nasty = awesome.

I want to go to a zit rave.

L O L

Probably just small fatty deposits. Some people get them after 30 or so. I've got one.

wait a second... Skip telling someone to go to the doctor?!?! wtf?

unprotected sex
with the armpit

Heheh, he gets serious now and then.

BTW, when did you show up again?

If your needing surgery on a budget, PM me.