if she looks down you get to punch her in the shoulder

He was a prude?

The Haley.

KC Platter

mandible claw

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandible_claw

so lower (pelvic) jaw bone

The bowling ball shine?

Vulcan rub

My wife just had some of my tube steak smoothered in underwear... I call it the kid wasnt home.

hitchhiking hand jive

There is a drink named after that technique at the local sports bar. It's called the "stinky" something. I'll find out and get back to you!

"stinky pinkie" is something entirely different

this thread is worthless without pics

The C and G are two of the notes that slot machines make so it sounds nice and cheery when you go into the casino. So maybe it could be called "The Jackpot" or "The One Armed Bandit."

Playing the Slot?