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Saccopoo 05-20-2009 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 5779505)
Sorry about your uncle touching you in the naughty place... that and your ignorance about Greek/Roman sexual practices...
Since when did my stance on disdain for anal sex in this thread mean that I was molested by family members? Methinks you've got a closet full of skeletons Aristophanes Jr. And did you, in a past life Mr. McClain, hang out with Nero and go swimming in his pool full of adolescent boys trained in the art of underwater sexual favors?

Pablo 05-20-2009 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5779486)
This bugs me even more than the lesbian craze going on right now. Since when did this anal sex thing become popular? I hate to tell all of you closet homos, but the butt isn't made for penile insertion. It's made for excrement evacuation. Perhaps all the needle dicks out there find it's the only way to get any type of reaction out of a woman in terms of sexual involvement, but it's just plain gross to get excited about stuffing your wang in a keester. Even the ancient Greeks/Romans didn't do that. It was all "in-between the thighs" sex. And if I was a chick, and some dude wanted to stick it in my butt, I'd pull out the 9 inch dildo from the night stand and tell him that if he wants to, he gets it done first and see how much he enjoys it.

Just goes back to the 10/80/10 sociological concept that 10% of the population is pure heterosexual, 10% is pure homosexual and the other 80% is somewhere in-between.
What what in the butt??

Buttsecks FTW.

milkman 05-20-2009 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 5779481)
I never claimed to be a role model....
Oh hell!

All hope is dashed!

Iowanian 05-20-2009 10:18 AM
Maybe take this time to master the complicated condom......or birth control pill/shot.

Katipan 05-20-2009 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5779512)
Say, come to think of it, why are you asking me?!?
Who the hell else would I ask??

Iowanian 05-20-2009 10:20 AM
what I want to know is how saccagoo knows so much about ancient buttsecks techniques, and if he's so certain of the exit only strategy, why in the hell do you have a 9" dildo in your night stand? dude?

keg in kc 05-20-2009 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5779527)
Who the hell else would I ask??
I don't know...

...

...

A MIRROR!?!

Katipan 05-20-2009 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5779529)
I don't know...

...

A MIRROR!?!
I have yet to figure out a way for me to cum in a guy's ass that doesn't involve some sort of weird feltching.

Demonpenz 05-20-2009 10:23 AM
it is always hard to really get a good read if your girl is pregnant since she always pisses all over the place because she ways 3 bills. So you can't really just look and see if she is carrying or if she just rolled over on a hoggie or something

bobbything 05-20-2009 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5779486)
This bugs me even more than the lesbian craze going on right now. Since when did this anal sex thing become popular? I hate to tell all of you closet homos, but the butt isn't made for penile insertion. It's made for excrement evacuation. Perhaps all the needle dicks out there find it's the only way to get any type of reaction out of a woman in terms of sexual involvement, but it's just plain gross to get excited about stuffing your wang in a keester. Even the ancient Greeks/Romans didn't do that. It was all "in-between the thighs" sex. And if I was a chick, and some dude wanted to stick it in my butt, I'd pull out the 9 inch dildo from the night stand and tell him that if he wants to, he gets it done first and see how much he enjoys it.

Just goes back to the 10/80/10 sociological concept that 10% of the population is pure heterosexual, 10% is pure homosexual and the other 80% is somewhere in-between.
Pardon the pun, but I do believe you're talking out of your ass.

keg in kc 05-20-2009 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5779531)
I have yet to figure out a way for me to cum in a guy's ass that doesn't involve some sort of weird feltching.
Do I have to do all the thinking here?

Say, wait a second, why would you think I have any experience with cum in a guy's ass, either catching or pitching? :spock:

Oh god. No. They told me those videos were private.

Katipan 05-20-2009 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5779545)
Do I have to do all the thinking here?

Say, wait a second, why would you think I have any experience with cum in a guy's ass, either catching or pitching? :spock:

Oh god. No. They told me those videos were private.
You better hope I'm never your Secret Santa or something.

EyePod 05-20-2009 10:26 AM
That feeling of relief is a good feeling.

Katipan 05-20-2009 10:27 AM
I wonder how Saccogoo feels about oral stimulation.

Iowanian 05-20-2009 10:28 AM
He's very very into ATM.


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