Get one of these.

http://www.hvrsd.k12.nj.us/timberlan...s/image025.jpg

I wouldn't reccomend that, the last one I had did no magic and kept shitting on the carpet.

bird bombs.

Ok. Caught the bastard in the live trap. It is a pack rat.

Now for the method of execution ????

:hmmm:

I have a M95 Barrett I've never shot.

Could use the "Judge"

Drowning?

Fire.

Antifreeze. No, I'm saving that.

Any suggestions ?

Drive far away and release it to the wild.......

or just throw it as hard as you can.