Or the side of their car in relation to the drive-thru ATM, or wherever the hell the back of their car is when backing up.

This happens to me at my house every focking day. We have the smallest spot in front of our drive and most people park on the street, though we actually have a usable garage, that's until people park in front of it. These idiots are ones that I would actually condone tasing :thumb:

The problem is they are neighbors and they know your car so you can only be a marginal dick to them even when they do it repeatedly. I have called the cops and gotten people tickets a couple of times. The last time I argued with the cop for 15 minutes because they refused to give the person a ticket when they were a full foot over our drive. The cop said that since we could still get out of our drive, even if we were left with an Austin Powers like turning space and it took us 5 minutes, they were not "blocking" our drive and could not be ticketed. What a crock of shit. Since then I've simply resorted to notes on the windshield kindly asking them to consider the trouble they cause us.

This is the worst thing to happen, ever.

I would call a tow truck company and have it removed. You're within your rights. They'll have to pay the tow company and the storage charge to get their car back. It will be the last time it shows up in your yard.

Id smear shit on their window... and on the car door handle. Wear gloves though.

Break into the their car and plant a bag of dope in the seat. (Sans your fingerprints.) Call the cops and have them hauled off.

Take a can of spray paint and paint a line on their trunk with a note that says "You blocked my drive way by that much. Next time, I will use a chainsaw to 'draw' the line. Have a nice day."

Depending on who they are and the type of people they are ... you can either just go knock on the door, tell them to move the car or just have the thing towed.

Pour anti-freeze in their radiator. That'll teach 'em.

Use your key to write "I touch myself" in their driverside door paint...

There appears to be a television on the front porch across the street.

Looks like an arrow / "one way street sign" with the flash reflection...

I keep a few of these in my glove box. Print this and go hang it on his window.

Or.......go get a friends truck, drag it up a few feet, strip the rims and sell them on Craigslist. Call the city the next day and tell them some nugget boy left a junk car on the street.

It does...

Looks like a one way sign to me.