SR admit it, you did pay for phone shex.

my girlfriend used to call her pussy the mailbox. like I have to go check the mailbox was code. I was made to find the mailbox full when the mailman came home early

He gives a good rim job. See

http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/tools/med/2...1250650739.jpg

No, but then again, I'm not a Dbag.


If I want to hear a woman talk dirty on the phone, I'll call Brideowanian and tell her I broke her grandmother's vase or spilled pop on the carpet.

I call all the time for phone sex. But I charge it all on my Broncos-loving friends and their credit cards.

No, and I don't see how it would work until they make the holes in the phone bigger