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What is the best, most awesome, coolest single post on the Planet evah? (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=212647)

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6006071)

lol that had to be directed at memyselfbitch

Or BucEyedPea

You can probably find about 100 best ever posts by penz. His threads usually kill it once they get rolling.

The BBQ thread from the 4th last year was ****ing epic; just read through it again. Dorsey getting his shit together was a great thread recently.

My only good contribution was this: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...46#post5929246

But srsly, penz has so many great single posts.

FAX has many, but I laughed out loud at the "Herm Edwards Bible" thread.

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 4037758)

And behold, the great media standeth at the door like unto a plague, and knocketh: and if any man heareth their voice, and openeth the door, they will come in to us, and will sup with us, and us with them, and questions shalt they ask of us.

And after this the media looked, and, behold, a door was opened unto the locker room: and the first voice which they did heareth as it were of a trumpet or as a man of great speech and little wisdom; which sayeth, Come up hither, and write down those things which I sayeth.

And immediately was Herm in the spirit: and, behold, a microphone was set before him, and one microphone did he approacheth. And Herm that sat before the microphone was to look upon like a shark and a terrible sardine: and there was a great tribulation round about the microphone, in sight like unto the most murderous fishes of the sea. And out of the microphone proceeded lightnings and thunderings and voices: and there were seven reasons of fire and the seven reasons why the offense could not scoreth, which are the seven great excuses. And the first excuse was like unto a dropped pass, and the second like unto a bad call, and the third excuse had a face as of a kicker, and the fourth was like unto a stacked defensive line.

FAX

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 4037828)

And the media did cry with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Herm, dost thou not avenge our losses and mighty concussions and embarrassments in post season?

And in the right hand of him that sat before the microphone was a book written within and without and sealed with seven seals. And behold, then did Herm sayeth in a voice like unto famine, This is thy playbook which I shalt destroy that no man may say that our offense shalt be a circus nor shalt one say evermore that our alignments be complex, for deserveth thee not! And the media wept much, because no man was found worthy to open and to read the book, neither to look thereon. And so did the fans cast dust on their heads, and rend their garments of red and gold, and cried, weeping and wailing, saying, Alas, alas, the great offense, wherein were all made rich who had wagereth on the over under by reason of her touchdowns, for in this hour is she made desolate!

FAX

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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 6006337)

FAX has many, but I laughed out loud at the "Herm Edwards Bible" thread.

LMAO - FAX is awesome.

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Originally Posted by ziggysocki (Post 6005102)

Who was first in with Carl Peterson leaving the Chiefs?

I was........then got banned for it.

Heres one!

Where the **** do you people get off asking for people to fork over 5 grand for a ****ing dog that need shot in the head and thrown in a dumpster anyway. I'm so sick and tired of seeing dogs scattered up and down the highway because people don't look after them. If you're gonna have a ****ing dog then keep it penned up away from ****ing automobiles and here you are spending $5000 to heal up a dog so the next person can take him straight to the nearest highway for road kill. Jesus Christ you people are ****ing stupid. And to top it all off you want everyone else to pay for it. Damn this shit pisses me off. Your mother should have had a friggin abortion.
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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 6006337)

FAX has many, but I laughed out loud at the "Herm Edwards Bible" thread.

got links?

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6005168)

This one is simple yet well executed.

OR:

wow, I'm a lot better looking than delt, I knew I was a lil', but I win in a landslide.

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 6006277)

Actually the GoChiefs / Dave Lane collaboration of the Herm Can't even Make a Frikken First down wins...

Hands down...

WINNAH!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...hlight=frickin

Also, as prophesied:

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 5100929)

Greatest post in planet history.

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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 6006271)

There is an old bob dole rant that is priceless.

Remember mine when I'd had a bit to drink and finally decided to give up my season tickets?

The Buffalo fans are tired of waiting for next year?

Well fock you Buffalo,at least you went to 4 Super Bowls in the last 15 years.Try being a focking fan and putting up with this joke of a so called NFL franchise.

I had already decided as of a few weeks ago to give up my season tickets and today put me over the top.Fock it I'm finished,fock you Carl you could lower my upper level seats to $29 per game and I'd still tell you to stick them up your ass.I'm going to sit in my gameroom next year and watch all the games,at least that way I'll get to see some quality football from week to week.

I've NEVER been this negative in all my years towards the team that I love but it's time for tough love and for me that means NO MORE of my money Carl and Lamar,you can move the focking team to LA and think you showed me but I'll burn my shit and tell you to kiss my ass.

And Lamar I reside in Missouri,the show-me-state,so show me that you really care about this team and get rid of that focking Peterson at seasons end.

Have I been drinking you ask?Why yes,I have,but I am of sound mind and focking pissed to no end.I don't even want to think about the last 4 years and ALL the focking average football players this defense has made look like HOFer's.Not to even mention 1995 and 1997 and all the other shit that has finally stacked so high I can't flush it anymore.

This post may mean I'll be frowned upon by fellow planeteers and if so oh well,I just cannot stick my head in the sand and try and find positives any longer.

Go Chargers,Go Steelers I wish you the best,maybe you can suck it up and show up in crunch time.

Not to toot my own horn, but I'm pretty proud of my contribution to this thread.

You know what's funny...I think about that thread every time I go to the barber. That same mexi-chick works there.

You guys are solid gold.

I've gotten some rep that could qualify as best posts ever.

This is one I got from Duck Dog earlier today (I'll let you deteremine if it was positive or negative rep):

You white liberals are the biggest problem facing our nation. Race trading, self-deprecating cowards.