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uhhh..... what the **** is this? (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=214458)

Wait! Nips! That makes him/her a mammal, right?

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Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 6085280)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...monsternew.jpg

I just noticed the boobies. Shmoos don't have boobies.
Back to the drawing board.

"Fearing for their safety, they pelted the beast with sticks and rocks."

Uhhh, sure.

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Originally Posted by RJ (Post 6085302)

"Fearing for their safety, they pelted the beast with sticks and rocks."

Uhhh, sure.

Are you suggesting that both the written content and pictures related to this story are fabricated?

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Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 6085312)

Are you suggesting that both the written content and pictures related to this story are fabricated?

If so... take it back.

that was my great aunt you murdering littl' bastards

It looks a lot like Gollum, huh?

Edit: Oh, that was mentioned in the starter. Never mind.

Jerks! :banghead:

E.T. was here on a peaceful mission and human teens killed him. Now we wait for the barrage of armed UFOs from planet X9. :cuss:

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Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 6085280)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...monsternew.jpg

Looks like a cross between a Grey and White Draconian.

It's a hairless sloth.

The hair most likely came off while it was submerged underwater.

This is a non-story.

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 6085516)

It's a hairless sloth.

The hair most likely came off while it was submerged underwater.

This is a non-story.

Doesn't it have too many toes for a sloth?

"This is the world of Barack Obama. Violent Aliens attacking your children". -Rush Limbaugh
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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 6085781)

"This is the world of Barack Obama. Violent Aliens attacking your children". -Rush Limbaugh
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ROFL I hate that fat ****.

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Originally Posted by ForeverChiefs58 (Post 6085754)

Doesn't it have too many toes for a sloth?

Nope.

There two-toed and three-toed sloths.

This is a three-toed.

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Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 6085116)

http://www.kmbc.com/news/20980556/detail.html

Teens Find, Kill Unknown Creature In Panama

Freakish Creature Spotted Near Panama City

CERRO AZUL, Panama -- It looks a bit like a small, portly alien from the movie "E.T." or Gollum's long-lost cousin, but officials haven't the slightest idea what a creature found just east of Panama City really is.
The creature was first found by four teenagers playing near a creek in the community of Cerro Azul.

According to a local TV station, Telemetro, the teenagers spotted the creature crawling out from a cave. They said it started moving toward them. Fearing for their safety, they pelted the beast with sticks and rocks.
After the barrage killed the creature, the teenagers tossed its lifeless body into the water. But they later returned to take pictures of their strange find.
Zoologists in Panama said they're not sure what the creature is, but said it resembles a dead fetus.

As soon as video of the monstrous creature was released, speculations began swirling. People said it was everything from an alien to a monster and an albino hairless sloth.

There has been no word on whether investigators will perform a DNA test on the creature to determine what exactly it is.

Looks like a hoax to me.