those are CHEAP little toy vibrators.
the one my wife has comes with a helmet, mouth piece and has handles like a jackhammer.

Get out and help your elderly neighbors shovel you lazy a$$

I live in an apartment. My neighbors don't shovel. They hire peole to do that, which, apparently, they haven't done yet.

a guy walked into a bar he said owwww!

here entertain yourself http://www.stumbleupon.com/

Clay will send you a penis pic, I'm sure.