shoot the mother****er. Cats are horrible animals.

I have yet to encounter a cat whose life was as worthless as yours.

And that includes the shitty ones.

Good advice.

From now on, I will be friendly and kind to all cats. Even the mean ones.

Imagine Sammy's post this morning.
"So, last night, I'm hanging out after all my people went to bed. It's like the only time I get to cruise around and sit wherever I want. One of my people was acting kind loud and boistrous, so I couldn't wait till he went to his bed. So there I was jumping from the counch through this square wooden thing when all of a sudden WHAM, I hit this invisible shield over the square wooden thing. Thats when all hell breaks loose. Alarms start going off, the three freaks of the house start barking, and the man person comes running out at me TOTALLY NAKED. What gives. This ever happen to you?"

Wait... he sleeps with Buck, naked? I'm confused.

They met at a club one night. But Nzoner wouldn't give him a ride home, IIRC, and Buck had to call his mom.