Pros: Less traffic

Cons: More snow

Pros: Its not Council Bluffs

Cons: Its not Kansas City

Cons: Omaha Royals

Pros: They are better than the Kansas City Royals

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Actually, the O-Royals games are a good time. Fairly inexpensive and rosenblatt is a nice stadium. Its quite a shame that they're tearing it down this year.
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Here are some more pros:
Alexander Payne films all of his movies in and around the Omaha metro area.
We have corn.
The Henry Doorly Zoo kicks ass!
There are a lot of cornfields.
Hunting is great... plenty of deer, pheasant, turkey, etc.
Did I mention we have corn?

Omaha looked just like the Santa Barbara wine country in Sideways. Impressive.

I just visualized Bubba describing all of the ways to cook corn.

We have corn vineyards. FTW
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Corn syrup
Corn on the cob
Corn chips
Corn flakes
Corn tortillas
Creamed corn
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Ah, yes. The 2007 Mackey Farms Sweet Corn. That was a good year.

It has a slight pecan after taste. Smooth, with just a hint of grasshopper urine.
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Ok, so maybe a portion of that film was shot elsewhere. But the majority of the shots in his films take place in Omaha.

"If anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any ****ing Merlot!"

You forgot the egg and corn; egg, bacon and corn; egg, bacon, sausage and corn; corn, bacon, sausage and corn; corn, egg, corn, corn, bacon and corn; corn, corn, corn, egg and corn; corn, corn, corn, corn, corn, corn, baked beans, corn, corn, corn and corn; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and a fried egg on top and corn.

CORN MOTHER****ERS!

We has it.
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has someone mentioned snow? Im' too lazy to read the entire 4 pages of thread.