This sounds like a job for Hootie.

Sweet Jesus

Heh. I flipped on Brock once as well because I felt (mistakenly) that he was stalking me around and singling me out for asshole treatment. I basically told him to leave me alone and stop posting in reply to me. I doubt he even remembers (or read for that matter) my post about it. Anyway, I've since decided that he's just an asshole in general and doesn't discriminate or single people out. ;)

In all seriousness, I think it was coincidental... but I started actually liking Brock and enjoying his takes on things shortly after I blew up and got pissed off at him. Guy can be funny as hell... even if he's brutally honest.

That's ok, you probably can't help it.

I'm sorry I blew up. This is a subject I'm very passionate about and have done so much work in, he just hit a nerve.

One of the greatest gifts a father can give a son, Mr. Mr. Plow, is an understanding of the natural, normal, sexual attraction between a man and a woman.

That, and the location of the clitoris.

FAX

Sweet Jesus is right.

Would you happen to have your map handy?

Don't use the Lord's name like that.....Jilly will blow up at you.

My dad called my brother and I into his home office when I was around 15, and had already uncorked my gun. He said "boys, your mom wants me to talk to you". We thought we were in trouble for something....and then he said "is there anything you want to know about women? It's pretty much like the cows" We said "yeah, we're good, we know all about it" he said "good talk" and left.

I understood the reproduction part because of our time on the farm...I knew if you turned the bulls in June First, you'd get calves starting on a certain date, I knew a hog had babies 112 days after the boar rode them. I knew you could tell when a heifer was stuck by the bull because of the hunch in her back when he was mounted.....

There was a lot more I didn't understand than I thought I did though, but that had more to do with girls changing their mind about things, why you shouldn't say certain things....the same stuff every guy learns the hard way.


Mom hated anything porn related. if she found a mag, it got burned and you got your ass chewed.


Kids now have it easy.....

Watch the Birds and Bees episode from South Park. That will teach him everything.

my advice is to ignore it and let him figure it out on his own.

that's what my parents did, and I turned out fine... (pay no attention to my comments in the pics forum)

Borkc used to be Brock Landers....fictional pornstar in the movie Boogie Nights.

OH COME ON! I've lost my cool like 3 times over the last 5 years on this site with all you crazies! I'd say I've done fairly well for a crazy redhead!

ROFL