Happy Birthday

Actually, Mr. Mr. Flopnuts, the first half took place on my birthday ... you know, the part where we took the big, two touchdown lead ... we didn't start giving up huge plays and points and yards and stuff until Mr. Gonzo's birthday.

Only one of the many reasons my birthday thread kicks Mr. Gonzo's birthday thread's ass.

FAX

Well FAX, an interesting fact...

I was actually born on a glacier that was drifting between timezones in the atlantic. It happened to float into US waters at the same time Charles scored his TD. Then hurricane Waldo pushed it back to the east and I went back into the birth canal right around the same time San Diego scored their 2nd TD.
About 15 minutes after that happened, the glacier corrected it's course and we came back across at the same time River's last pass fell incomplete and I was officially born.
Therefore, my birthday kicks more ass.
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Really?! Did that really happen?!

Well since you bring it up, Mr. Gonzo, I sprang fully formed from Jim Lynch's large toe.

I was then raised by feral cats who taught me the art of using mental powers alone to control both the weather and the enemy center's ability to see the play clock.

Therefore, my birthday thread kicks the total ass out of your birthday thread and your hurricane Waldo.

FAX

I've finally figured it out...

You don't always drink beer but when you do, you drink Dosequis... Right?
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ROFL:clap:/thread.

Late HBD Gonzo!!!

Hardly.

I, FAX, drink only the fermented perspiration taken from the cleavage of young, blond, blue-eyed, nubile virgins ... and the occasional Tutankhamun Ale.

FAX

Having a birthday in the same year that you're named Planet MVP must make it doubly special.

Meh, not really. Basically I'm one year older and king reerun.
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