Dexter McCluster.

DESTROYER OF WORLDS

THE PATRIOTS TRADED RANDY MOSS
BUT NOT BECAUSE BELICHICK WAS GETTING TIRED OF HIM

PIOLI'S FANTASY TEAM NEEDED A BOOST
HE CALLED IN A ****ING FAVOR

this thread has potential

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WE'VE GOT SOME DIFFICULT DAYS AHEAD

BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WITH CASSEL NOW

BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP

LIKE ANYBODY HE WOULD LIKE TO PLAY A LONG CAREER

LONGEVITY HAS ITS PLACE

BUT HE'S NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THAT NOW

HE JUST WANTS TO DO LAMAR'S WILL

AND HE HAS ALLOWED CASSEL TO GO UP THE MOUNTAIN

AND HE'S LOOKED OVER

AND HE'S SEEEEEENNNNNNNN THE PROMISED LAND

HE MAY NOT GET THERE WITH US

BUT HE WANTS YOU TO KNOW TONIGHT

THAT WE AS A TEAM

WILL GET TO THE PROMISED LAND

SO HE'S HAPPY THIS WEEK

HE'S NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANYTHING

HE'S NOT FEARING ANY MAN

HIS EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE LORD

WELL PHIL SIMMS, HERE WE ARE AND THE COLTS HAVE A CHANCE TO TAKE THE LEAD HERE IN THE FINAL MINUTES AGAINST THE CHIEFS. IT'S FOURTH AND GOAL AT THE FIVE. YOU THINK MANNING'S GONNA DROP BACK?

JIM, THERE'S NO QUESTION.

MANNING IN THE SHOTGUN, TAKES THE SNAP. THE CHIEFS BRING A LATE BLITZ FROM THE SECONDARY.

IT'S ERIC BERRY!

HE'S RIGHT IN MANNING'S FACE!

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MANNING THROWS!

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IT'S INCOMPLETE!

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CHIEFS WIN!

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WELL JIM, THE COLTS SURE HAVE FALLEN FAR TO ALLOW A TEAM LIKE KANSAS CITY TO BEAT THEM!

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LOL @ the roughing the passer penalty.

oh, wait....


I READ THIS THREAD AND THEN BUILT A CAR WITH MY ERECT PENIS!!!!!

Scott Pioli built a FOOTBALL DYNASTY with his erect penis.

Literally. Tom Brady's mother, to this day, does not know who the father was.

...BECAUSE PIOLI'S PENIS GAVE HER A CONCUSSION THAT MADE DR. JAMES ANDREWS SHIT HIS PANTS.

LAST NIGHT I SHOWED MY WIFE'S POODLE A PICTURE OF SCOTT PIOLI.

THIS MORNING HE HAD GROWN INTO A PIT BULL, WEARING A "I INJURED VICK" T-SHIRT!

PIOLI, CHIEFS, CHIEFSPLANET... FTMFW!!!!

Holy Hell that was awesome! Love the soundtrack and at the 4:05 mark Gunther saying "Hey...Numbnuts...Let's Go!

I looked at this thread while lifting weights with my right arm and typing with my left. I might need to switch it up tomorrow.
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Hey Gochiefs, this would make a great background soundtrack. I can picture Haley giving this speach:
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Let me translate

RED FOR KANSASCITISTAN!

I HAVE SEEN MATT CASSEL AND THE BISHOP DESMOND TUTU IN THE SAME ROOM AT THE SAME TIME

JUST THINK ABOUT THAT!!!!!!
























































































































































































































































































































































































I SAID THINK ABOUT THAT, ASS PIRATES.