DJ's left nut |
11-02-2010 12:28 PM |
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Originally Posted by siberian khatru
(Post 7139103)
Afterward, my wife says to me that our 11-year-old wants to know why he's not allowed to yell and scream in frustration while playing his video games, but Daddy can do it while watching football.
I had to think about that one for awhile.
Then I told the kid to shove it up his ass.
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At the game Sunday, the guy about 10 feet away a row down says to his kids "now the guy behind us, he's the potty mouth". Yeah, I know that's me and look over as he's looking back. He kinda sheepishly says "just joking" to which I respond "Why? that's probably about right, my bad." He says "Well, at least you taught them something" and turns back.
Then he says to them "Now this guy in front of us, he's the guy that drinks too much beer and is gonna pass out soon..."
This dude's going to get his ass kicked someday, but it was still pretty funny. My adult dogs are used to this crap, they just crash behind the couch during gamedays. Our foster puppy would high-tail the hell out of the room, run upstairs and hide under the master bedroom until my wife fished him out and he's just stay with her until the game was over.
Sports are bad for our health.
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