I am going to put something thru the hole in the center and send an invitation out to nibble around it :D

Do they make angel food cakes that small? :p

I never said I could fill it but it will get bigger as the nibbling gets closer

Ewww

Probably not anything. The wife and I will celebrate later in the week. I'm as sick as I've been in ages, and it's not looking good for tomorrow.

Got a problem with angel food?

I think that, maybe, Kristanna Loken may have the best set of wheels on planet Earth.

Happy Valentine's Day, Kristanna Loken.

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Admittedly, Kristanna has some dang big feet, though.

I always found giant flipper feet to be a tad disconcerting in a girl. Even hot girls with great legs, proportionate tittahs, and a liberal sexual appetite.

And it's questions such as these that cause me to wonder while I wander ... does the average, experienced, and tasteful Planeteer consider giant flipper feet to be a turn-off? Or, does the average, experienced, and tasteful Planeteer not care one whit about giant flipper feet on the end of a pair of super hot legs? Or, does the average, experienced, and tasteful Planeteer like girls who can outrace a ski boat in the 500m? Or, does the average, experienced, and tasteful Planeteer consider giant flipper feet to be perfectly okay so long as each giant flipper foot feature the correct number of toes - albeit when the giant flipper foot in question is giant-sized flipper toed?

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Heading to the cemetery

Free flowers for all :p

just for valentine's day, I won't **** my girlfriends today....
my wife is appreciative and will (hopefully) reciprocate.


by not ****ing her boyfriends.

Nothing.

3rd date will be this Saturday.

I dnt have a girlfriend. but I did get the cutest hand made lil card from my lil 8 year old daughter.
Plus a hug ,choke & growl ,growl,growl. :-)

Excellent post, Mr. Superturtle. Not because it is interesting, or even funny.

Nope. That is an excellent post because it gives me a great idea. I believe I shall start an Amish rock band. I don't know any Amish dudes ... or any Amishettes, for that matter. But that is a minor detail. I can round up some dudes who can dress up as Amish dudes. So, all we'll need are hats and overalls and we'll need to remove the buttons from our amplifiers and guitars.

The band will need a name, of course. Maybe, "The Men 'O Nights".

Also, we'll need a set list. I'm thinking some retro songs. Stuff from the '60s and '70s, maybe. Any ideas on this would be most helpful. "Hay, Joe.", "A Horse With No Mane", "Heck Raiser", "Tied To The Hitchin' Post", "Barn To Be Wild" ... those might be good.

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**** off Valentines Day!