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Rain Man 06-03-2011 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 7677739)
The last thing I look for in a girl is a talent for fleeing and evading.

I mean, that's below favorite color.

FAX
I dunno if I agree. Fleeing and evading brings to mind flowing hair and a lithe, agile body. Playing hard to get makes one more desirable, even if it's hard to get with cops.

4th and Long 06-03-2011 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 7677738)
Oh, come on. She's pleasant. And you know she'll have great prison stories.
You wear glasses, don't you? Time to get that prescription check, Kev.

FAX 06-03-2011 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 7677741)
I dunno if I agree. Fleeing and evading brings to mind flowing hair and a lithe, agile body. Playing hard to get makes one more desirable, even if it's hard to get with cops.
Well, to each his own I suppose, Mr. Rain Man.

But, I once knew a girl who excelled in fleeing and evading. Every time I went over to her apartment she would be hiding behind the couch or under the bed.

Sure, she had flowing hair and a lithe, agile body, but it was all covered with dust bunnies.

FAX

Rain Man 06-03-2011 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by 4th and Long (Post 7677743)
You wear glasses, don't you? Time to get that prescription check, Kev.

She's just being low-key in prison to avoid lesbian rape by the sadistic warden. Recall that a key skill of hers is fleeing and evading. You get her out into the world with an ankle bracelet that prevents her from fleeing or evading, and she'll clean up quite nicely.

Rain Man 06-03-2011 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 7677744)
Well, to each his own I suppose, Mr. Rain Man.

But, I once knew a girl who excelled in fleeing and evading. Every time I went over to her apartment she would be hiding behind the couch or under the bed.

Sure, she had flowing hair and a lithe, agile body, but it was all covered with dust bunnies.

FAX
The thrill of the hunt is the fun part, I would think. Much better than prison-dating an arsonist where you can just follow the smell of gasoline.

Fish 06-04-2011 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by 4th and Long (Post 7677733)
I don't know.... she'd go camping with you and clean the shit out of your house.... And it would be easy too. First date... rock concert. Boom. Besides, she's hot when I take my glasses off.. .

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I love going on country drives with the music up and windows down. I also love camping, fishing or just being outdoors in nature period. Music is something I’m definitely passionate about although I have never been to a concert. I know this sounds crazy but I love keeping house. I really miss it, honestly. I am outgoing, down to earth and compassionate.

Over-Head 06-04-2011 05:20 AM
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-303447

Other than the fear of never waking up , shes kinda hot

Easy 6 06-04-2011 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by UL Washington (Post 7677460)
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-332221

This chick got 8 years in SC for "Lynching" :huh:
An honest to God UL Washington sighting! i was already thinking this thread was a real dinger... but now i know.

Easy 6 06-05-2011 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Msmith (Post 7676862)
For example, inmate x-29585 will be doing at least 10 years for robbery.
Man, this stuff is so pungent, its better than that weird fruit Anthony Bourdain eats in Asia that smells like pure ass.

'living in a gated community' lol, breathlessly waiting to do every single one of those terribly romantic things any man could ever possibly dream of... but if you ever, ever try to throw me out of your house I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL WRECK YOUR CORVETTE YOU *shriek* BASTARD! I'VE GOT BAD FRIENDS N I'LL CALL'EM *shriek* MOTHER****ER!

Pushead2 06-05-2011 04:10 AM
this shit is hysterical lol....

Okie_Apparition 06-05-2011 05:08 AM
If they are allowed writing instruments, whats the point? We need hardcore prisoners to learn from

Msmith 06-05-2011 07:58 AM
Did someone else write for some of these inmates? It seems a lot of descriptions look the same style.

Stewie 06-05-2011 08:13 AM
How does someone get three years for "harassment?"

Over-Head 06-05-2011 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7678698)
How does someone get three years for "harassment?"
Wheel of fortune Judge, spin to win :thumb:

Iowanian 06-05-2011 11:36 AM
My brother and his unit during his first tour in the desert all had female prison-penpals.

He shared some of them...Hilarious.

Surprisingly, most of the broads were working an angle, wanting to get married to them pretty quickly.


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