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FAX 09-11-2011 09:19 AM

You guys are way too hard on Mr. Frankie who is my only source for Mazandarani or whatever it is that they speak over there.

I have always found him to be a pleasant, sincere, and authentic individual. Sure, his worldview may differ from that of the typical Chiefs fan and, sure, he likes nasty cats and, sure, he has strange dreams that he should probably keep to himself or share only with his psychiatrist, but he's okay by me. Besides, there are other posters on this board whose moronic behavior and astonishing, mind-numbing idiocy eclipse anything Mr. Frankie has or ever will say. Those are the posters who should be dunked in a blend of lizard urine and kerosine then set ablaze.

Set Mr. Frankie Free!!

FAX

Frankie 09-11-2011 09:25 AM

GEEZUZ ****ing KRYEST!!!!

THIS WAS A TONGUE IN CHEEK THREAD.

GET A ****ING LIFE!

Frankie 09-11-2011 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 7894743)
Well, since we're sharing ...

During a recent rare and totally unexpected fit of rage I broke a mirror over my own head then used the shards to decapitate a black cat while chanting the words, "Bloody Mary" over and over at the top of my lungs. But, except for the restraints, I felt tons better after they got me to the hospital.

FAX

LMAO

WELCOME BACK MR. FAX!

redsurfer11 09-11-2011 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7894520)
Old wives tale:

If you have a bad dream about someone or something, don't keep it to yourself. Tell others your dream so it won't come true.

A couple of weeks ago I had one of those 'real' dreams. I dreamt we were posting here right before the last game of the regular season. The Chiefs had managed only 3 wins and looked like they were lucky to even have that many wins. We were all disappointed in how much they had regressed. :( Worse yet, there were two teams who had a worse record than ours so we were out of the Luck derby too. A total waste of a season and a gloomy future outlook.

Bad bad dream!

I have lived with this for almost two weeks now and tried to dismiss it and not tell anyone. But the season is starting today and, like I said, I'm not taking any chances.



So............ these dreams started after you had your nutsack removed.

Frankie 09-11-2011 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by chiefsfootballfan (Post 7894789)
I had a dream I went into Frankie's fridge and drank all his beer. All of it. He sat on the couch sobbing while I guzzled all his beer relentlessly. Just sharing. Bitches.

Well THAT ain't never gonna happen, now that you shared it.

Frankie 09-11-2011 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ForeverChiefs58 (Post 7894866)
What a stupid ****ing thread once again. He has had 159 chances and blows it harder than his mom at a cock sucking competition every time.
He especially shouldn't be able to post today on 9-11, after saying we were responsible for the attacks. **** him.
I agree, his thread starting should be taken away and have him banned forever. All in favor, aye.

Hey genius Rambo. Your boyfriend went crying to the mods after all that muscle making here. He's now trying to hide while shaking in his panties. You wanna go and 69 him before you are sent that way too? I'm serious, man. DO NOT GO THAT ROUTE. You WILL not like what you have done.

Frankie 09-11-2011 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by redsurfer11 (Post 7894889)
So............ these dreams started after you had your nutsack removed.

Oh brother! Another keyboard warrior. :rolleyes:

Dante84 09-11-2011 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7894885)
THIS WAS A TONGUE IN CHEEK THREAD.

butt cheek

Frankie 09-11-2011 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 7894912)
butt cheek

kiss mine then.

Donger 09-11-2011 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7894885)
THIS WAS A TONGUE IN CHEEK THREAD.

No, it wasn't.

Dante84 09-11-2011 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7894917)
kiss mine then.

Might take a whole month.

ForeverChiefs58 09-11-2011 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7894899)
Hey genius Rambo. Your boyfriend went crying to the mods after all that muscle making here. He's now trying to hide while shaking in his panties. You wanna go and 69 him before you are sent that way too? I'm serious, man. DO NOT GO THAT ROUTE. You WILL not like what you have done.

**** you terrorist sympathizing mother ****er. What are you gonna do about it? What the **** are YOU gonna do? I would love to hear this, cause I've seen insects scarier than you. You come anywhere near where I am and I will beat you 159 different ways.

You can take your mother ****ing 9-11 blame and shove it up your ****ing ass!

vailpass 09-11-2011 09:56 AM

I have half a mind to beat your father because of this post.

Papi 09-11-2011 09:59 AM

Most these comments are a waste of precious internet kilobytes. Ladies please calm down and move on with your lives. Cmon it's football day!!!!

vailpass 09-11-2011 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Papi (Post 7894954)
Most these comments are a waste of precious internet kilobytes. Ladies please calm down and move on with your lives. Cmon it's football day!!!!

N00b STFU STFD flames aids antifreeze tree.


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