If you do a search now, this thread comes up first and it says

"Poop conjoined twins getting married"

guess pork one get a reach around from da other .. all at the same time ......

How do they decide who wipes?

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Extra points for referring to her as his 'better half.'

2 stomachs but only one asshole?

Haha bitch! I'm eating Taco Bell tonight!

I think I saw these chicks back in the 80's on a Double Mint gum commercial.

the Odds of this guy have oral sex is twice as good now.

He's getting married......no it's not.

damn.

So they're married & can legally cheat
That dude is so ****ed

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I just don't think I could do it...

I mean, if you're going to bang conjoined twins, they need to be joined at like the lower back or shoulder or something. Make it worth your while, you know?
2 beavers, 4 knockers etc.

Not to mention, these chicks aren't exactly smoking, here. Twice the ugly for one low price.

Would they both bitch at you because the wet spots on her side or what?
I couldnt handle that ones enough.