Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 8521516)

From a story standpoint? Yeah. WAAAAY easier to make a threesome conversation funny than it is to do a criminal/Probation officer conversation.

The Vets better knock that subject out of the park. Anything less than excellence is fail.

SEX. Their Subject is SEX, FFS.

If you can't make SEX funny, then you can't make anything funny.

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8521493)

You'd think so, huh?

I've been pushing that rope for 18 years now and the closest we've got to actually doing it was when she was eating Little Debbie snack cakes while I was giving her a back-rub because she was 7 months pregnant.

FML

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8521524)

LMAO

If you can't make a meeting at the probation office funny, you have issues. And who says you couldn't make the probation officer female or a gay male?

THere's your sex.

Have fun

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 8521529)

Oh...we have our ideas.

Do not worry.

We can make ANYTHING funny. I'm not worried about that. We have no shortage of ideas. I'm just stating that the Vets better kill it considering their subject.

Originally Posted by Omaha (Post 8521540)

I feel like it's a given that Joey will be raped by the probation officer so, really, they're not so different.

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8521544)

He should get raped by a dragon too.

Bonus points if there's a dragon in your stories!!!!

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8526392)

Sucking up to me is not "required."

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8526413)

Not required but totally awesome!

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8526436)

I'm hoping competitors will understand what " " means.

:)

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8526444)

I totally missed those. Go back and edit it so it is bigger in size and bold.

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8526392)

Now that I'm a judge I just want to wish both teams the best of luck. We're all counting on you.

Sucking up to me is not "required."

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8526509)

Sucking up is for pussies.

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8526509)

Sucking up is for pussies.

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8526602)

Bug, I am starting to like you. Always thought you didn't have a heart but I just think it is a tough exterior with a sweet heart located way deep down inside. It is touching, really.