Nobody else called and we signed Albert long term. We have no interest any longer in the Oline man and we know we can get some of the top pass rushers we covet later so we won't have to pay them #1 overall $.

We needed out of the first pick and we still get a pick in the top ten this year, get our second rd pick back and a pick next season.

Riiiiiight.

Since that's not happening...

I've got an extra 6th round pick now. You can take my tradeable one.

You get:
1.1
6.2

I get:
1.8
2.8
2014 1st round pick.

Again, to me this is already a bottom line offer. I'm giving you the extra 6th rounder just to add something back. I literally can't afford to let my #1 pick go for any less than this.

Uhp, that's Philly on my call waiting. Should I answer it?

Hold on, Buffalo.

I got Chip Kelly on line 2 and Rex Ryan is blowing up my phone.

God you are so ****ing hot.

Yea, that's horrible.

Sorry Buffalo, we are going to need a MUCH better offer, or we will take our guy and shop him to a team in need... Also, if you didn't notice, we only won two games last year. Alex has proven that he can quickly and efficiently mentor and groom talented players while winning games for us for a few years. We believe we are set. So, unless you can really blow me away, I think we'll enjoy the best quarterback overall while we have a chance.

Oh, and tell Matt Barkley we hope his ankle is feeling better, and we're still trying to figure out who left that banana peel on the floor during his pro visit.

This is hypothetical bullshit anyways. I don't GM the Chiefs and you dont GM the Bills.

You are pretending to GM the Bills and I'm pretending to GM the Chiefs. If I'm GM of the Chiefs, Geno is coming to KC unless you stop pounding sand.

And I'd STILL rather have Geno Smith and my 2nd round pick over that offer ten times out of ten.

Again, just because you don't need the full value when selling your used car doesn't mean you should be fine with getting ripped off.

Eesh. I move from a 3rd this year to a 2nd, and a midround next year to a 1st.

And you toss in a 6th.

You asked to meet halfway, right? Were those your not exact words.

LMAO

Honestly, I'm not getting into a bidding war with either of those folks.

My offers are my own. Geno's not RG3.

If you're gettin hella deals, which I'm guessing you're not, godspeed.

Otherwise, I'm happy to give you some shit for that sweet Geno action.

You can have Branden only if you make him play rt tackle.

How about this, Mr. Nix:

We'll give you Alex Smith. You give us your 2013 2nd rounder and a conditional mid round pick in 2014.

Washington overpaid for RG3 because of his talent.

You aren't getting Geno for tickets to the probowl.

Have fun with Tyler Wilson.