There's only 1 time a man should fake bake...

It's before you go on a vacation to a tropical place. It's smart to tan a little before you go so your skin can get somewhat accustomed to the tropical sun

I think a man or woman tanning like this is pretty lame.. but it's a strange and superficial world. It doesn't affect me, and doesn't hurt anyone (but maybe themselves), so it's trivial and not worth much thought.

Again, it's not about a guy tanning. It's about the "I'm a tough biker guy but not really" thing. I mean you have a fake bedroll that makes it look like you're some big time biker and it turns out not only is the bedroll fake, it's your carrier for your copper tone!!!

Lmao

You're like the gym version of the gossippy old biddy looking out her window keeping tabs on what everyone in the neighborhood is doing.

Lol.... Uh.... Okay

Crazy thing. I go to Cardiac rehab 3 times a week and as I'm working out (facing windows) I don't even bother to look out the windows for other dudes on motorcycles. Let alone what they carry in their bike.

Exactly.

When there is a ton of hottie milfs going in that place you tough it through the occasional male. Having said that if you are facing a window that has female hotness walking by it and you don't take notice the check the thread title is all i will say

LMAO, hopefully you don't eye rape them as you did the biker guy.

Ok, that was funny.... Sorta lol

20 minutes in the sun is approximately 3 days worth of vitamin d and its free

Again, not about the tanning. Dude rolled up on his bike like he was a hardcore biker but failed. It's like the guy who sticks a cobra emblem on his v6 mustang.

Most bikers are actually pussies, I don't know how many I've talked to that have a voice like a little girl . They got all the tatoos and long hair and stuff and then you talk to them and it hurts their little feelings when you just start laughing.

Fake baked tans look like shit.

I don't care either way. If you like having the skin texture and color of a basketball, it's a great way to achieve that look.