Moose is chewing his gum way too fast. Slow it down and concentrate, damn it!!

Actually, I think that one had three hops.

Well.


At least this has been a quality AB.

Now there's a douchebag in a pork pie hat and Raider Jacket sitting behind home in the last row of rich guy seats. Looks like a parole violator. They checked his ticket very closely before letting him sit down.

Moose gets a mercy walk. That was strike three....

Frenchy's swinging. What a shock

2 on base. Lets go!

Frenchy smiles like Danny DeVito in "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest." He just looks delusional....

Frenchy is excited that its Star Trek night. He's probably going to put on his Spock Ears during the post game fireworks. We ought to trade him to Oakland for a bag of balls.

We have profoundly foul balls tonight.

What's with these somewhat productive at bats?

Wow....Moose and Frenchy both walk? What alternative universe is this???

50 pitches with no outs in the 2nd. Gonna see their bullpen early tonight

I'm scared.

WTF is around Milone's neck? Is that a present from his boyfriend? (NTTAWWT)

Wow frenchy with a good AB