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BigCatDaddy 10-04-2013 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10045943)
In fact, I'm going to put a sign up this weekend that says, "Female masturbation on my lawn is allowed, and even encouraged."
My HOA shot me down on that one :shrug:

Rain Man 10-04-2013 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 10046046)
I guess the place where that falls apart for me is that this isn't exactly a normal thing that's going to start happening every day, nor is it just some random neighborhood. If this were the start of some sort of epidemic, the point might make sense for me.

I'd much rather have a masturbating girl next door than the WBC nutjobs any day.
There are a lot of things worse than having a masturbating girl next door. In fact, almost anything is worse.

stevieray 10-04-2013 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 10046046)
I guess the place where that falls apart for me is that this isn't exactly a normal thing that's going to start happening every day, nor is it just some random neighborhood. If this were the start of some sort of epidemic, the point might make sense for me.

I'd much rather have a masturbating girl next door than the WBC nutjobs any day.
complete strawman...nohwere did I state that you should feel the same way...if you have a problem with me thinking this is embarassing..it's your problem.

listopencil 10-04-2013 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10046059)
There are a lot of things worse than having a masturbating girl next door. In fact, almost anything is worse.
If I put a cross on top of my house will hot young girls come masturbate naked in my front yard? It's worth a shot.

BigCatDaddy 10-04-2013 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10046091)
If I put a cross on top of my house will hot young girls come masturbate naked in my front yard? It's worth a shot.
Probably just some old ass nuns.

Nightfyre 10-04-2013 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 10045905)
....how embarrassing for our country.
I agree. the WBC is a complete pitstain on the silken shirt that is america.

Radar Chief 10-04-2013 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10046091)
If I put a cross on top of my house will hot young girls come masturbate naked in my front yard? It's worth a shot.
Maybe it’s the “bundle of sticks marriage dooms nation” sign. :shrug:

BigCatDaddy 10-04-2013 10:24 AM
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If I put a cross on top of my house will hot young girls come masturbate naked in my front yard? It's worth a shot.
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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 10046094)
Probably just some old ass nuns.
Here's to a good fistin in Listo's front yard!

stevieray 10-04-2013 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 10046097)
Maybe it’s the “pillowbiter marriage dooms nation” sign. :shrug:
...the entire situation is embarassing....that was the point.

listopencil 10-04-2013 10:26 AM
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Maybe it’s the “pillowbiter marriage dooms nation” sign. :shrug:
Well...shit. I'm not going that far. That's offensive.

Nightfyre 10-04-2013 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 10046105)
...the entire situation is embarassing....that was the point.
I really fail to see how this is a reflection of America, but whatever. You're entitled to your opinion.

stevieray 10-04-2013 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Nightfyre (Post 10046132)
I really fail to see how this is a reflection of America, but whatever.
your last two statements are in direct contradiction with each other.

Rain Man 10-04-2013 11:05 AM
If the punk band thing doesn't pan out, she might be able to do this for a living, depending on her attractiveness. I suspect it would pay more.

Nightfyre 10-04-2013 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 10046178)
your last two statements are in direct contradiction with each other.
perhaps I didn't portray my intended message well. I was saying the embarrassing part of this story was WBC, not the girl masturbating on their lawn.

listopencil 10-04-2013 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10046194)
If the punk band thing doesn't pan out, she might be able to do this for a living, depending on her attractiveness. I suspect it would pay more.
She's cute. She has a nice enough body considering she probably lives a life of drunken excess. Get her on a healthy diet with sleep and exercise, give her access to decently high end beauty and hygiene products, we could have something with her personality. Think of it as an investment.


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