Syfy execs just got hard

This is heartbreakingly sad.

I think this whole story broke because she saw an ad for Viagra, became alarmed when it said to call the doctor if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, and called a physician.

Sad thing is the ****ers been dead for a year and getting more pussy than I.

I fail to see how anyone with any kind of functioning sense of smell at all could tolerate that. Even a completely insane person would have to get tired of that stench.

On another note, why memorialize your departed relatives with a cheesy window decal? Really drive it home by pulling their casket behind your vehicle like a boat.

I always assumed the first stop for Al Davis was the taxidermist to be stuffed and one of those voice boxes installed where you hit a button and it sings a song, except in his case it just makes crazy personnel decisions.

I always assumed the first stop for your mother was the bus stop, where she got stuffed in the men's room.

What?

Type harder.

Your hatred for Al Davis...we get it man, that mean man didn't let you win. Let it go. Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.