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My day - a snippet of life. (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=280767)

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10377842)

Is it that obvious?

I'd make her wear one of those French maid dresses. A proper maid must wear a French maid dress.

.....well thats a given.....

oh my god i met a woman who was so pretty and she was from the Ukraine she a maid i was like yeah come over to my house and pick up the clothes.

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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 10377902)

oh my god i met a woman who was so pretty and she was from the Ukraine she a maid i was like yeah come over to my house and pick up the clothes.

in Soviet Russia, clothes pick up you

Ukraine. ... awesome!

I have no life.

After reading these novellas of daily life, I now know my no-life is no less boring, and it further strenghens my belief that each day is just another meaningless momemt in the inevitable march to death.

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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10377962)

FYP:D

Marching towards death on a daily basis.

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10377751)

and the moral of the story boys and girls...is that life is shit

as Dennis Leary would say "Life Sucks, get a ****ing helmet"

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10377592)

We drove home and on the way I pretended my car was a spacecraft. I docked successfully with the garage. Pretty good day all in all.

Coast or No Coast?

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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 10378291)

Coast or No Coast?

funny you should ask. I coasted, & I think I would have made it but I lost my nerve at the last second. It look like I was going to clear the garage door by about an inch or two at most. my wife was in the car, and she has never seen me do it. I think she still thinks it's impossible even though I've done it twice in the past 12 years

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/r21CMDyPuGo/maxresdefault.jpg

One does not simply

Run 11 miles.

Damn.

I woke up quick at about noon. I realized that I had to be in Compton soon. I got up and started to get my stuff together, but first things are first so I downed a couple of stiff drinks so I could prepare for my old lady’s inevitable bitching about my friends.

I was just heading out the front door when I noticed some young black fellows out in the street throwing out gang signs. I decided to grab my Mac 10 and an extra clip before bailing outside. I pointed my weapon and just as I expected, those fools took off running. I jumped in my Ford, hit the gas, and peeled out.

As I picked up speed, I turned my Alpine on and let it play. I was pumping some old shit by NWA. Gangsta Gangsta, if I recall correctly.

On my way through town, I rolled by the park and spotted some knuckleheads out there, cold shootin’ some hoop. I decide to swing by the place my homeboys chill, downed a 40 and did some coke. Before I left, I hit the Bacardi and then headed over to my girl’s house.

Boy was that a mistake. Right after I got there, she said something that made me mad so I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy-ass weave, but she didn’t know when to stop so I reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe. That’s when her dad got involved, which was a mistake on his part. When he stood up and started to shout, I threw a right cross and knocked his old ass out.

To make a long story short, I never did make it to Compton.

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10377592)

It was a massive movie theater, and the movie with Michael Oher's mom was in the second-to-last theater, which meant going in, going left, going upstairs, going left again, turning right, walking down a long aisle, turning left again, and then one final right turn. As the previews were ending we realized that everyone else was putting on their 3-D glasses and we had none. The woman in the row ahead of us said that the ticket taker was supposed to give them to us, and he was at the main entrance. I had to run out, turn left, turn right, run down the aisle, turn left, turn right, go downstairs, go right, get our glasses, and then do it all in reverse.

It seems like you were in the same movie theatre featured in the great 80s film, "Bachelor Party."

I swear that's a repost.

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 10377606)

Rico approved post.

Yup...sure is. Great post.

I have actually been thinking lately that I wish there were more threads like these...like, along with the "Official Random Thought" thread, have an official "I Have a Random Story" or "I'd Like to Chronicle My Day" thread, or an official "tl;dr" thread for you homeslices who like to clown on me and others for tl;dr'n around.