Mainly the 2.5 months thing. That's not a significant amount of time, and I'm unsure of how it will be received. I'd be lying if I said there wasn't a little manly ego/pride component to it as a 27 year old dude. Not keeping up with her may be a red flag much like a girl not putting out.

Prayers sent.

Show her your posts about your favorite techniques to melt butter and cook lady food. That will surely make her knees close, or at least make her thighs big enough you can't get in there as much.

Sure, I see that. But if I care enough about you to have sex with you more than 50 times then I want some sort of successful relationship.

Omg. Pity sex. Better she hears the truth now or the potential for her to believe you ****ed her without really wanting to goes up astronomically. I'm a proud woman. That would bother me.

Buy a new showerhead. Tell her you're exhausted but you don't want her to not spend the night. So you bought her a present. She'll giggle and you can shuffle your feet and stammer your truth. She'll be comforting and you'll cockily throw her over your shoulder and say "starting tomorrow night."

This is very good advice. Damn.

The Truth is, based off of the majority of threads on this topic there should be a PLETHORA of experts on getting women to Not have sex with you.

Kati laying down the illness.

EDIT: This post goes to show that with women, it's not about doing X, Y and Z things of any sort.. You must do them in an order that she prefers.

He wouldn't do it. He'd stop, take some selfies, and whine about how he doesn't look like a supermodel.

" I CANT LICK HER BOOTY BRUH MY JAWLINE ISNT MASCULINE"

I'm almost 60 and 5 times a week is finally starting to seem like a lot.

First you need to change your effing name! No way should someone who shares my tag line as their name (which is rooted in sex) should be complaining about too much sex?? Wtf?? Just think of all the losers out there like Zarth, Inmen, and that PUA kid who haven't been laid yet! And you complain of too much. Give up your man card, and go back to the dark side!

I usually work sun up to sundown 6-7 days a week in the Florida heat. And I never use that as an excuse. I'm always down for pussy, and I'm prob older than you! Don't worry, after you, she'll find someone who can keep up with her!!

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Like the avatar. I saw this yesterday and thought of you.

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...uw3z501t8EWYe4

Study the Costanza techniques very carefully. You're welcome.