Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10811207)

Your kid had the right idea.

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10810795)

I thought about that. I've had a good laugh about it today with friends. It wasn't funny over the weekend though.

And like I said, I calmly explained it to the lady. It wasn't in a whiney tone or full of rage.

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 10811217)

NEVER listen to goatboy about anything!! He's a dick, plain and simple.



I wouldn't have been very calm about saying something similar to her.

Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10811230)

So he will never understand what being a parent is.

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10811252)

In your case it's just spreading more dumbass genes throughout the population.

Congrats on making America dumber.

Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10811212)

funny enough. Hes tougher and more of a man than you are.

How sad is that?

Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10811257)

Well, here is going that he and soon to be she will get more of their moms brains.

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10811303)

Any woman who chose you as a genetic provider has no brains.

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10810846)

Obvious who in this thread has kids, and who don't.

This would ruin my entire weekend, and have my woman frantic until we spoke to them.

Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 10810874)

The incident was actually published anonymously in the NYT's online edition as the platform for a larger discussion about iMessage:

Here's the NYT's columnist's reply:

Originally Posted by Eric Fisher (Post 10810792)

I'd be pissed too. I'm the type of guy who assumes the worst when I receive stuff like that. I'd probably be spending the entire weekend assuming that my kid called 911 and told the dispatcher that I was mushroom stamping him as punishment.

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10810804)

I've already spoken with my lawyer. He says I have too many cases pending as it is.

Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10811199)

Ironically enough, about a year ago, we were walking out of Walmart, my son was screaming because I was carrying him, and he wanted to walk and get into everything, and as we were walking out, he threw his head back and completely obliterated my lips. The sound was very loud my wife said, so some dumb ass was heard saying, "omg, he just hit that baby."

I looked like I had just been stung by a hive of ****ing bees, and this idiot is assuming im beating my kids ass, when in fact, he just two pieced me.