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Easy 6 08-20-2014 07:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10836294)
As an actual dish to be served? I've had relatives that would eat marrow out of bones at meals. The rest of the family would just try not to make eye contact and pretend it wasn't happening.
LMAO Cousin Eddie?

Bone marrow should be relegated to "only if stranded somewhere with Les Stroud" status.

Gonzo 08-20-2014 07:33 PM
Gonzo's menu... You ready ****ers?

Course one: beer. **** you

Course two: whiskey. **** you again

Course three: fried provolone cheese fries (cuz you're fat)

Course four: whiskey and beer cuz **** you

Course five: slow roasted peppers and onions marinated in olive oil and basil.

Course six: beer or whiskey cuz you're a damn lightweight.

Course seven: Slow cooked baby back ribs. My own dry and wet rub utilized. I use apple juice, red pepper, brown sugar, vidallia onions, garlic and some other stuff. Mkay... **** you.

Eight: more ribs ****ers. Maybe burnt ends?

Nine: whiskey

Ten: whatever the **** Taco Bell or some other fast food place is serving at this hour. **** you. Ice cream, ok?

vailpass 08-20-2014 07:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 10836426)
Gonzo's menu... You ready ****ers?

Course one: beer. **** you

Course two: whiskey. **** you again

Course three: fried provolone cheese fries (cuz you're fat)

Course four: whiskey and beer cuz **** you

Course five: slow roasted peppers and onions marinated in olive oil and basil.

Course six: beer or whiskey cuz you're a damn lightweight.

Course seven: Slow cooked baby back ribs. My own dry and wet rub utilized. I use apple juice, red pepper, brown sugar, vidallia onions, garlic and some other stuff. Mkay... **** you.

Eight: more ribs ****ers. Maybe burnt ends?

Nine: whiskey

Ten: whatever the **** Taco Bell or some other fast food place is serving at this hour. **** you. Ice cream, ok?
Would.

listopencil 08-20-2014 07:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 10836426)
Gonzo's menu... You ready ****ers?

Course one: beer. **** you

Course two: whiskey. **** you again

Course three: fried provolone cheese fries (cuz you're fat)

Course four: whiskey and beer cuz **** you

Course five: slow roasted peppers and onions marinated in olive oil and basil.

Course six: beer or whiskey cuz you're a damn lightweight.

Course seven: Slow cooked baby back ribs. My own dry and wet rub utilized. I use apple juice, red pepper, brown sugar, vidallia onions, garlic and some other stuff. Mkay... **** you.

Eight: more ribs ****ers. Maybe burnt ends?

Nine: whiskey

Ten: whatever the **** Taco Bell or some other fast food place is serving at this hour. **** you. Ice cream, ok?
Will tip handsomely, coming back next week for brunch.

Gonzo 08-20-2014 07:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10836429)
Would.
You're gad damned right.

listopencil 08-20-2014 07:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 10836321)
Don't eat in Korea then. There are places you pick out your fish and it can still be breathing on your plate. I had a client who went to Korea a lot for business and he told me his fish was still wiggling around on his chopsticks after being cut up minutes before.
Yuck. I'd rather just have some dog if it is cooked thoroughly.

loochy 08-20-2014 07:40 PM
Course 19:

Poop on a stick

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/470...-a-stick-o.gif

kccrow 08-20-2014 07:41 PM
Only thing on that shit pile of a menu I'd consider is the chocolate covered pork rind.... who the **** eats ants on purpose?

cdcox 08-20-2014 07:42 PM
No one on here has had osso buco or edible flowers?

Gonzo 08-20-2014 07:43 PM
Ok maybe I can add a dessert. **** it.

Dessert course: two shots of rye tipped off with a huge slice of Apple pie. **** you. You're so drunk now that you doubled the tab via tips.
I'm rich, ****ers and you didn't have to eat flowers or bugs.

Gonzo 08-20-2014 07:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 10836444)
No one on here has had osso buco or edible flowers?
Yes... I've had edible violets. You know what? You might as well go lick your ****ing mower blades. **** it.

Canofbier 08-20-2014 07:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10836251)
That little girl is a national treasure.

Lonewolf Ed 08-20-2014 07:48 PM
I heard a lot about Noma, but never tried to go. It's ridiculous trying to get a table there. That sort of artsy-fartsy stuff doesn't really appeal to me anyhow. I'm an old school foodie. Give me a hearty soup, sauerbraten, or the like that Grandma used to make and I am happy as can be.

cdcox 08-20-2014 07:48 PM
I guarantee you in cave man days the alphas fought over the marrow.

Sannyasi 08-20-2014 07:50 PM
I came into this thread wanting to defend the restaurant, but after seeing the pictures they really are getting away with some nonsense.


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