I feel like I got something backed up inside me that's coming out dry and sideways.

very very interesting. the water is the substitute for toilet paper. i think these will answer suzzer's questions very very well.

http://mumbaiontheslowlocal.blogspot...ariations.html

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Ugh. So they poor the water down their ass crack from behind and use their hands to clean the poo? I'm never going to look at anyone's left hand the same.

No wonder I've had gurgle-butt the whole time over here. There's no way to prepare food with one hand. :barf:

You probably need to twerk on that.

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Not really. Had a good one tonight (so I thought) where it started out with great girth, length, and consistency. Imagine my surprise when at the end it sort of fizzled out into liquid. I thought it looked like a tail...a dolphin tail.


What's bad about it is at that exact moment I hear a loud screeching voice yelling "MAUGA!"

It was then that I knew I had been lured back to the rape dolphin's lair.

Hi SR. Long morning yesterday. I had diarrhea in the shower before the game. I had to mooch the dookie chunks into the drain. Then it backed up and there was shitwater in the tub.

So I had to get the plunger out. I fixed it but now it stinks in there. I sprayed lysol. Didn't help. Now it just smells like sweaty disco abortion.

I knew you guys were full of shit.

Headed to the shitter right now. Had a 24oz dark roast coffee that is exacting it's revenge on my bowels. BRB with pics..........

Corn

Amen.

Mud. No pics. Sparing CP of the carnage..........