Jamaal snags an easy $25,000 from Kotex by displaying their new Super Soaker pads and screaming out the tag line:

"Super Soakers: They're everywhere to sop up the mess whether you're wearing pants or a dress!"

Jamaal is so in tune with his game, that he can hump a football into existence out of thin air.

Check out my meat spin

What an intimate moment between kindred spirits.

Detachable penis

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"Now we're going to shove it to 'em and Jamaal can really madikulate the ball down the field like no other!!!... amirite boys!?

Jamaal Charles, seen here demonstrating Newtonian Mechanics with a football and cock.

"C'mon Knowmo..put that big worthless mouth to use boy."

"Whoop, whoop!"