I can't remember a single instance of dating and not picking up the entire check, even if I realized there wasn't any chemistry between us. I always viewed it as them spending time with me and not the other way around.

Sorry about your internet, Hootie.

An interview with these socially awkward weirdoes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUdA7CUzVkE

You're old, though.

Women are all into equal rights and shit these days. They don't want to feel like they owe you something if you pay their way.

Best girls I've ever met...I paid for our first date...but they were pretty insistent on paying multiple times in the future.

Hide the hamster is not an acceptable first date activity

Back in the day when I was running a tech forum I use to deal with these hackers daily. Every single one thought their tech skills were better than everyone else. It's the worse of the I.T. field arrogance.

I worked at a place that was hacked 1,000,000 times a day, every single day. Not a single one worked, Ever. Trust me, there are people more tech savvy than yourself, no matter who you are or what you know.

I work with the best Halo player in the world and his girlfriend is hot as ****. So there goes that myth. And he's literally the best. Look him up. He's Roy and he just signed with evil geniuses.

dude has made over $100K in his Halo career and that was in like 1.5 years

now that the new Halo is back he expects to make at least that much this year alone

he's sick, man

I thought I was good at Halo ... I'll 1v1 him and get 0 kills. It's incredible.

Money trumps everything, though.

If you have money you can do whatever you want.

Thanks for the reminder. LMAO

That's really how it is these days?

Man, that wouldn't even feel like a date. It would feel like I was hanging out with a friend.

dude has made over $100K in his Halo career and that was in like 1.5 years

now that the new Halo is back he expects to make at least that much this year alone

he's sick, man

I thought I was good at Halo ... I'll 1v1 him and get 0 kills. It's incredible.

I've literally never went on a date in my life I didn't pay for. Even when I've had long term (6+ months lol) girlfriends I still feel uncomfortable if they pay. Not my thing.

I just got done running 3 miles on my treadmill, though, so maybe this whole 'have nothing to do' thing is pretty decent. I've been meaning to dust that baby off!

Stop dating whores.

If a girl dumps you because she doesn't want to pay for herself occasionally, she's kind of a bitch, and deserves a soulless relationship based on materialism and daddy issues.

I don't need any dating advice from you, Clay. I literally don't want a girlfriend. At all. I enjoy having 3 or 4 girls in my phone I can call up and hang out with whenever I want, or meet a new girl, or just do nothing but sit around all day and play poker or Halo. Or watch TV. Or go jack off at a Wal Mart. Literally zero responsibility or obligations outside of my job.

Girls with daddy issues are dirty

I used to play a lot of video games.

Eventually you will want to find a real relationship with a person you love.

My guess is you settle for someone a bit chubby in your late 30s.