I dated a Japanese girl for a brief period and her skin smelled like paper (basically nothing) and her pussy smelled like the slightest tinge of fresh sushi. Only one I was ever with so couldn't tell you if it's a pattern or if I got lucky. Can't say it was the prettiest pussy but it had a great personality.

Woof pussy takes the starch right out my sails. If I have to scrub my junk with Comet in the shower afterwards, it isn't worth having!

I've never had a stank pussy but I did have a couple that weren't too ****ing fresh.

The gyno saying nothing is wrong is throwing me off, if something is up down there most likely they would find it.

Maybe she's letting it get ripe to keep you away?

After all these years and Im just now finding out DenverChief is gay. I must live under a rock.

Does she have a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma?

I didn't know DenverChief was gay either.

I have a good gay joke.

What do horses eat?

Hay.

What does a gay horse eat?

Haaaaaaaaaay.

So I have a confession then. My wife's vagina also stinks. So much so that I told her I hated eating the poon. This was almost a prenuptial prior to us getting married. Now in the 8 years of our being married, yes 8 years because everything else is awesome, I have went down 1 time, and I almost threw up. I tried subtly to bring it up as she would get frustrated when I didn't munch, but finally just came out and told her bluntly. Well that backfired and we fought for 2 weeks after, and trust me when you say it, you can't unsay it. She eventually went into a denial phase, then acted like she completely forgot that Iever said it. Now she gets mad again cuz iI won't do it. I swear if she cheats that will be the only reason. I've tried to encourage her to get a lesbian side piece to fulfill that need, as she used to experiment, but nope not happening. I hope my story can help you. I know it has helped me to get this off my chest. 2nd time (her being the 1st) I ever talked about it. My friends all say my wife is smoking hot, because of the fake boobs, with a couple friends actively trying to convince us to swing. But I'm dude if you only knew. SMH!!

Oh and prior to our relationship, I ate the poon on a regular basis, I was like a Ninja on the monkey.

LMAO

You know why you should never try going down on your wife when you first wake up in the morning?

Ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

Stick a few mints in there, wait a minute, and munch away, friend.

Sweat?

Your ignorance knows no bounds

The pH is off, so the groinecologist ought to be able to fix that.