The kissing under water was a bit sickening. Where is a great white when ya need one.

I don't know if you've seen pictures of him, but Virus is a very svelte, handsome, black man.

What a coincidence, so am I

In the end, isn't that most threads?

Bills coach shoved boy to ground, punched him in fight over beach chairs
 

Thx boo

5.5 or 6? Have you looked around lately? A majority of women are hideous. While not a complete knockout, she's surely above a 5.5. She's not fat, so that's an automatic 5 points right away.

If I had downed a couple drinks at the tiki bar on the beach I'd probably give her a 8+ because she's bouncy. But yeah, in everyday form she's probably a 6. She'll be frumpy by age 30.

Who wants her when she's 30? No thanks.

Yeah, I generally rate women on a different curve (on that scale a 7 would be roughly average) but lately I've been gravitating toward a 5-being-average type of scale. It seems to make more sense that way.

I mean, if that chick is an 8, then what is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen? The scale caps at 10.

Feel meh, homie?

Do women have a rating scale?

Is so where do you suppose you fall on that scale.

I know what you mean . I feel like it's a sort of scale in which the hotter a chick gets the less it differentiates her from a slightly less hot chick. A chick at zero will have a very easy time gaining points up to a certain point, then it gets harder. One can never actually be a 10, but one may get infinitely close to being a 10.


I believe my hot chick function can be described as f(x)=10x/(1+x) where x>0.

If f(x) is the hot chick function then the limit of f(x) as x approaches infinity = 10.

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Patrice Oneal 30-point scale

1-10 ugly bitch
11-20 average bitch
21-30 hot bitch

Average looking hot bitch? (24-26)
Is she an ugly looking hot bitch? (21-23)
Sexy ass average bitch? (19-20)
Good looking average bitch? (17-18)

To me, She'a a 25-26... nearing good looking hot bitch status, but still average for hot bitches

Patrice Oneal aliveness scale meter 0-dead as **** 1-alive as ****
Patrice Oneal is dead as ****.

I went from a 0.6 to a 0.2 after following your self-help series

Who knows? It varies depending on who you ask. I've heard 6, 7 and 9. I'm sure some girls would rate me lower but never told me.

Why? You like dudes, bro? I'm totally cool with that but I'm not interested.