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rabblerouser 10-23-2015 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 11827129)
Alex Smith is on pace for 4200 yards this year while running for his life at the same time.

What; 4200 yards, 6 TDs and 9 INTs??

ROFL

You can't make this shit up.

Only in today's NFL could a probable 3-5 win team have a 4k yd passer not named Dan Fouts, Marino, or Jeff George.

Hog's Gone Fishin 10-23-2015 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 11827329)
What; 4200 yards, 6 TDs and 9 INTs??

ROFL

You can't make this shit up.

Only in today's NFL could a probable 3-5 win team have a 4k yd passer not named Dan Fouts, Marino, or Jeff George.


Actually he's on pace for 4200 yards
16 TD's
8 int's

Sorry, but it's true.

KC_Lee 10-23-2015 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 11827432)
Actually he's on pace for 4200 yards
16 TD's
8 int's

Sorry, but it's true.

Those are Pro Bowl 3rd alternate numbers right there.

rabblerouser 10-23-2015 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC_Lee (Post 11827437)
Those are Pro Bowl 3rd alternate numbers right there.

Especially these days, what with the Super Bowl players not participating and whatnot.

ptlyon 10-23-2015 12:56 PM

Serious question - does a pass behind the line of scrimmage count as a TD for the QB as well as for the player that caught it?

KC_Lee 10-23-2015 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 11827449)
Serious question - does a pass behind the line of scrimmage count as a TD for the QB as well as for the player that caught it?

If it's a forward pass yes. So if Smith is at the 10 yard line and the LOS is the 20 yard line and Smith it's Maclin at the 15 yard line it's a forward pass but behind the LOS. This is also known as 90% of what Smith is comfortable with.

rabblerouser 10-23-2015 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC_Lee (Post 11827455)
If it's a forward pass yes. So if Smith is at the 10 yard line and the LOS is the 20 yard line and Smith it's Maclin at the 15 yard line it's a forward pass but behind the LOS. This is also known as 90% of what Smith is comfortable with.

Yup.

The pass has to move TOWARD the LOS to be considered a 'forward pass' - it doesn't have to go PAST it.

AKA
the Smiff n' Shoot
the Smiff n' Reid

WhawhaWhat 10-23-2015 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11826485)
Alex Smith has a sore thumb

Obviously from all the sucking.

ptlyon 10-23-2015 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 11827432)
16 TD's

Thanks guys, then I can see this is potentially attainable

BigMeatballDave 10-23-2015 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat (Post 11827463)
Obviously from all the sucking.

I thought maybe it was from having it up his ass, but I don't suppose there would be any room, what with his head and all...

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-23-2015 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 11827129)
Alex Smith is on pace for 4200 yards this year while running for his life at the same time.

Exactly. Keep chicken ****ing those stats, Reid.

bevischief 10-23-2015 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMeatballDave (Post 11827674)
I thought maybe it was from having it up his ass, but I don't suppose there would be any room, what with his head and all...

Don't forget Reid's head...

listopencil 10-23-2015 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Williams (Post 11826518)
Perhaps if he'd pull said digit from his ass...

You know what? I was going to say something like, "Does he also have a sore rectum?" I was going to be more circumspect with the joke. Use a light touch so to speak. But now I can't because you already did it and that really sucks. It just really sucks, man.

Buzz 10-23-2015 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 11828382)
You know what? I was going to say something like, "Does he also have a sore rectum?" I was going to be more circumspect with the joke. Use a light touch so to speak. But now I can't because you already did it and that really sucks. It just really sucks, man.

Finally, someone that knows about sore rectums, lead the way listopencil.

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-23-2015 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 11828382)
You know what? I was going to say something like, "Does he also have a sore rectum?" I was going to be more circumspect with the joke. Use a light touch so to speak. But now I can't because you already did it and that really sucks. It just really sucks, man.

It was the most obvious jibe in the universe. That I got there first is just God's Holy way of letting you know He's running the show through his humble servant Sweets.


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