When I had mine taken out, it was 10 minutes after I ate anything, save for Mexican food, which for some reason barely stayed around to shake hands with my colon.

It gets better over time....you can actually know when and what to eat and how to eat at carefully chosen places and knowing where the closest DECENT bathrooms are.

Someday I am going to have to break a promise to a friend I made never to tell his worst story of this.

BTW....the best thing to have on your phone if you are traveling the interstate is the Cracker Barrel app...

My wife and I call it the "CR-app"

Yeah, solid shits are a thing of the past.

Weird, I had by gall bladder removed and i'm the exact opposite.

No longer store bile to break stuff down.

I shit rocks.

Unless i take some edible THC(Weed) then it's soft serve ice cream time.


my body is so ****ed up. :sulk:

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This happened during Mardi Gras..The Saturday before Mardi Gras I drank Vodka and cranberry all day. Wake up Sunday morning feeling good and try to take a dump and that is a no go. Packed up the car to go to my brothers house for more parades. While on the parade route I start to feel the rumbles. I tell my GF we have to leave now.

What would usually take about 15 minute ride back to her house took about 45 minutes. That ride was from hell. I was sweating..Traffic and red lights..I thought I was going to crap myself while driving. Finally make it back to her house and as I was getting out of the car I start yelling "I am losing control" she is laughing..I crapped my pants in a big way. I was able to get to the bathroom and just as I was pulling down my pants I lost control again and crapped all over the toilet. She was an angel because she took my clothes and cleaned them up and washed them.

Ate at this place called Joe Joe's on 43rd and Main. Had to shit si bad driving home back then I didnt believe in using public restrooms for shitting. I got to Overland Park from the Plaza in 7 mins. Barely made it to the toilet.

So you haven't posted very much in 14 years and you decide to bump a three year old thread about the worst shit you ever took. :hmmm:

Strange, very very strange.

Maybe he experienced an urgent need to share, before the memory made a mess all over everything.

Yeah I see I made a mistake...I was looking at another thread and had this link in there and posted to the wrong thread.....My humble apologies.

No need to apologize. If you need to shit you need to shit. Next time don't wait so long! ROFL