Originally Posted by dj56dt58 (Post 13583280)

Sounds like you could just start your own business and make a lot more...but who the **** pays that much for a bottle of water?

Originally Posted by lawrenceRaider (Post 13583355)

Sounds like they are laundering money to me.

Originally Posted by Rudy tossed tigger's salad (Post 13583373)

dumb.

Reported.

Originally Posted by Why Not? (Post 13583390)

I know when I'm considering a major crime, I like to post it online to get some feedback.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 13583477)

I think the key to selling $200 water is not the supply, but rather the demand.

If you can identify a Chinese person willing to pay $200, I can hook you up with some Romanians to get it there.

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 13583613)

So you'll just magically increase production to 100%, huh?

Originally Posted by KINGPIN CHIEFS FAN (Post 13583660)

I think you misspelled dickhead when you typed your user name when you joined Chiefs Planet.

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 13583786)

I'm going to offer some sound life-business advice.


If you honestly have a plan-suggestion to improve production or reduce damage/waste...spend some time writing that plan up and go present it to management and demonstrate how it's going to work and improve profit.

If the company is sound, they'll appreciate your information(if it works) and it should come in some reward via bonus-raise-promotion.

That's going to be more fiscally productive than trading rides on your moustache for snack credits in Aussie Rules prison.

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 13583967)

Why do you curse so much?

Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 13584014)

Sounds like a good way to get the Yakuza on your ass, if the feds don’t get you first.

1. It’s a crime.
2. You’d need to have a relationship with a buyer for the transaction.
3. You’d need to not get ****ed by the buyer not paying you, or blackmailing you..
4. You’d need to have the buyer have a legit reason for why they don’t need to buy from their previous seller (your boss) without tipping off your boss that they have a thief.
5. You’d need to hide your earnings; the bank would tip off the feds if you deposit irregularly large sums of money.
6. You’d need your buyer to pay you in cash, which is weird and would require a face to face meeting which is risky for a dozen reasons.
7. You’d have your cash sitting under your mattress and couldnt buy anything like a car or whatever without tipping off feds.

If we were talking a million bucks, maybe. But ****ing your life for a year or two’s salary? Stupid.

Originally Posted by cwhocares (Post 13584032)

Let me see if I understand:

You can by it for $3.00 a bottle legally and resell it to the Chinese for $200.00.... or
you can steal it and risk going to prison to save $3.00 per bottle.

If you can't figure out which is the best route to take, you're to stupid to do either.

Originally Posted by Nickhead (Post 13584281)

you all crack me up. i wouldn't do anything to jeopardize my job. the thread was more of me being in awe as to how much someone will pay for a bottle of water. i may have to ask for a raise tho ROFL

Originally Posted by dj56dt58 (Post 13584857)

Re-read your own op..

Originally Posted by Nickhead (Post 13585274)

soooo, you have never exaggerated or embellished a story in your life to stoke a conversation? :thumb:

Originally Posted by suzzer99 (Post 13585563)

My uncle has been a computer programmer since the 60s. One of his first jobs was something financial. He found out millions of dollars was just sitting around in unclaimed accounts that he could easily write a program to siphon off of. He said he had it all planned out, but realized his big mistake was mentioning the idea to several friends when it was just a joke to him. That was the only way he thought they could eventually trace it back to him.

But that's nothing like a public internet forum. So I say go for it Nickhead!

Originally Posted by suzzer99 (Post 13585563)

My uncle has been a computer programmer since the 60s. One of his first jobs was something financial. He found out millions of dollars was just sitting around in unclaimed accounts that he could easily write a program to siphon off of. He said he had it all planned out, but realized his big mistake was mentioning the idea to several friends when it was just a joke to him. That was the only way he thought they could eventually trace it back to him.

But that's nothing like a public internet forum. So I say go for it Nickhead!