Anorexic Rob Ford. I almost pissed a little. ROFL

No mention if its a bb rifle or pistol weather gas or pump. If its a gas operated bb rifle sofa king is gonna be one drugged up slow moving sword swinger seeing quadruples. I think this one ends in Iowanian holding up the severed head by razor sharp Boomerang of the former king.

No way iowanian loses this

Those voting for Sofa King obviously aren't very familiar with Iowanian.

He could kick you ass with a chihuahua as his only weapon.

How many times do you think you could hit him before he got close enough that you had to throw the bladed boomerang. I think if you had more distance the play would be to hit him and try and take out 30-40% of his movement. That's 7-10 hits though.

At that point throw the salt to mess with his vision and chuck that bladed boomerang. I think in that scenario on an escalator you have a good chance of hitting a guy fighting to see with salt in his eyes and moving at 60% capacity.

Big issue remaining is that even a good shot with the bladed boomerang may very well not be a kill-shot. Then what?

Who says he will have to throw it? Once sofa king is goofy from the bbs Iowanian will sever his head with razor boomerang like it was a corn knife!

I envision that boomerang kid from Mad Max and Iowa slicing a limb off before sofa reaches the top

That salt Iowanian has is going to be used to enhance the flavor of a very dead Sofa King.

Iowans stick together, so he gets my vote.

Lmao. Lotta iffy bullshit coming from Iowa’s camp. It’s a shitty red Ryder B.B. gun, inaccurate and slow per Rain Man. And Iowa talks a mean game but that’s about it.

I wouldn’t throw the thing. The heavy one either. Just use it as a short sword. If he can use the heavy one to block/Perry he can counter with the sharp one quicker than a big sword can make another attack. Especially in confinement.

I don't even need to fire that red rider

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I just assume that Iowanian carries a swarm of trained attack bees with him wherever he goes plus I just believe he is a tougher SOB than Sofa King. I thought this would easily go to the man from Iowa.

By the way Iowanian, I was in Burlington, Iowa for four days this week. I asked around at the Catfish Bend Casino if anyone knew you. I got a lot of funny looks when I asked if anyone knew of a crazy, sarcastic beekeeper that goes by the name of Iowanian.

I actually voted for you. I don't think the distance is enough to get the poison dose strong enough.

Salt and boomerangs vs a taser and samurai sword, the strongest and mostly deadly sword of all time.

He'll shoot him with his BB gun! Then he'll throw salt in his eyes! Then he'll chop off his head with a boomerang!

Does Iowanian have 8 arms to do all this shit? They're moving closer to each other....he doesn't have time for all of that switching around. Sofa just has to charge with a sword. Boom....over.