Tell her you’re starting a charity called feeding the tatas. Your mission is to enhance the boobs of all living things and you would like to start close to home.

Again, leaving isn't a concern. I don't have that "keep her happy" bone in me, I just know how to be nice and get nice in return. But yeah, ass is top denominator.

Dude. Telling her she's not good enough for you. Not a good call. Seriously...

Yeah that's key. Here's how messed up I am: I know a doc who does good work and met him through his ex whose rack I saw at a buddy's party.

Smaller tits aren’t so bad. Could be worse. Could be like the rest of us used to waking up sucking on a titty that hangs out down by her armpit

I know, that's the thing. She used the L word on me and that gave me concern.

My ex-wife ruined me. Gotta have the boobage.

And here I go messing up Kyle's rankings. Sorry man.

Those are so fun! It’s like a hellacopter you get one titty going this way and the other titty going that a way

There you go. Tell her you will love her once she gets bigger yams.

I’m not following what your saying, you don’t care if she leaves or you don’t think you have to worry about?

I know 2 guys who bought their wife’s tits. Both got cheated on after. It gives them a huge boost of confidence and a new set to show off. Guys think if they buy them that the girl will be forever in there debt but I’m here to tell you that’s not how it works out.
I worked with one girl who’s dad paid for hers because she claimed depressing. 3 years after getting boobs and going super slutty she end up in the porn industry.

A cheating donk? Who'd a thunk it? :p

:D Yeah no I don't throw that word around. On reflection now I'm not saying a word to her. **** me for wanting to change her pretty little ass.

This won’t be a popular opinion but give me a nice B or C over D’s any day. Especially as they age.

Right?