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Pablo 04-22-2019 06:55 PM
As I was just taking a shit and cumming at least nine gallons of jizz at the same time, I kept chanting "The Kansas City Chiefs are my #1 favorite NFL football team!"

I believe this is why I was able to cum nine gallons instead of the customary 7 3/8 gallons.

carcosa 04-22-2019 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by smithandrew051 (Post 14219992)
If Patrick Mahomes murdered someone, I would frame myself to preserve our chance at the Super Bowl!!!!!
ME TOO!!!!!!!

carcosa 04-22-2019 07:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 14220074)
As I was just taking a shit and cumming at least nine gallons of jizz at the same time, I kept chanting "The Kansas City Chiefs are my #1 favorite NFL football team!"

I believe this is why I was able to cum nine gallons instead of the customary 7 3/8 gallons.
It's a Chiefs Mracle!!!!

pugsnotdrugs19 04-22-2019 08:25 PM
I came lots of cummies as I read this thread! Go CHIEFS! Go my #1 favorite NFL football team!

pugsnotdrugs19 04-22-2019 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Chief Roundup (Post 14218999)
I am secure in my Chiefs fandom. I don't need to think that they are my favorite team because they are my favorite team.
If you have to think about whether they are you #1 favorite team then you are not a very big fan. You are still trying to convince yourself to either be a fan or stay a fan.
ROFL

Laugh out loud stuff here considering the nature of the original post

Jewish Rabbi 04-22-2019 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by smithandrew051 (Post 14219992)
If Patrick Mahomes murdered someone, I would frame myself to preserve our chance at the Super Bowl!!!!!
If a jellyfish stung Patrick Mahomes II on the penis, I would suck his dick and then call a medical professional for help treating the jellyfish wound!!!

hometeam 04-22-2019 09:24 PM
i mean.. i think i got this shit covered

jerryaldini 04-22-2019 09:41 PM
I think about it when I'm meditating
 
Instead of coming back to the breath. Also in the shower every morning when I lose my hard on after morning porn.

Naptown Chief 04-22-2019 10:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 14220074)
As I was just taking a shit and cumming at least nine gallons of jizz at the same time, I kept chanting "The Kansas City Chiefs are my #1 favorite NFL football team!"

I believe this is why I was able to cum nine gallons instead of the customary 7 3/8 gallons.
You, sir, are doing the Lord's work

Naptown Chief 04-22-2019 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 14220301)
If a jellyfish stung Patrick Mahomes II on the penis, I would suck his dick and then call a medical professional for help treating the jellyfish wound!!!
I'd probably just suck his dick and cum all over myself while doing so!!!

Edit- I, erhm, mean jellyfish!

Naptown Chief 04-22-2019 10:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Roundup (Post 14218999)
I am secure in my Chiefs fandom. I don't need to think that they are my favorite team because they are my favorite team.
If you have to think about whether they are you #1 favorite team then you are not a very big fan. You are still trying to convince yourself to either be a fan or stay a fan.
Why you say such harsh things??? The Kansas City Chiefs are my #1 favorite NFL football team! Say it with us

Lzen 04-23-2019 07:22 AM
A better question would be "how often, while reading Chiefs Planet, do I think carcosa is a 13-year-old little punk?"

carcosa 04-23-2019 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Lzen (Post 14220672)
A better question would be "how often, while reading Chiefs Planet, do I think carcosa is a 13-year-old little punk?"
**** you!

carcosa 04-23-2019 04:35 PM
I have been thinking The Phrase non stop since the Crank Flark trade!!!


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