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Dunerdr 08-21-2022 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Razaele (Post 16420045)
I think most of the criticism against Wylie is a little unfair. He was an undrafted free agent who's now on his fourth team in 5 years. For a journeyman depth-type player he filled in fairly well last year, especially since tackle is not his natural position IIRC

Unfair? Regardless of draft position he’s either good or he’s not.

Direckshun 11-16-2022 12:23 PM

THE IMAGINING IS ON:

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Lucas Niang’s 21-day practice window is set to expire on Wednesday, Nov. 23rd. On that day, the team will need to decide whether to activate him from the Reserve/PUP list or place him on season-ending injured reserve. The last we heard from Andy Reid on Niang came about a week ago. He said that Niang was making progress, but wasn’t there yet.
Reid's exact words:

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“Yeah, he’s working very hard and making progress,” Reid said of Niang. “He’s not there yet, but he’s working at it.”
HERE COMES LUCAS NIANG

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oldman 11-22-2022 07:52 AM

Looks like we'll find out tomorrow. (Reid) “I’ll talk to (general manager) Brett [Veach],” he said. “I haven’t talked to Brett today, but we’ll talk on that and just see where we’re at with that. But he’s made some nice progress over the last couple of weeks. And I’m not telling you he’d be the starter, but I think he’s ready to get in, probably, the two-deep. We’ll have to talk to the kid, too.”

So if he's ready, who gets cut?

https://www.arrowheadpride.com/2022/...ated-this-week

htismaqe 11-22-2022 08:33 AM

I wonder if they even elevate him at this point.

Peter Gibbons 11-22-2022 09:36 AM

Perhaps it is Mandella effect???
We should have a poll to see how many people actually believe Niang is part of the team and how many others don't ever think he played for the Chiefs.

BTW - I do recall the movie Shazam starring Sinbad so piss off, it happened in my version of the simulation before the administrator combined our sims.

Dunerdr 11-22-2022 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Peter Gibbons (Post 16621226)
Perhaps it is Mandella effect???
We should have a poll to see how many people actually believe Niang is part of the team and how many others don't ever think he played for the Chiefs.

BTW - I do recall the movie Shazam starring Sinbad so piss off, it happened in my version of the simulation before the administrator combined our sims.

He's part. Only grumpy old men who hate the opt out deny that he at least exists. And Direkshun, but he has a whore of a mother.

MIAdragon 11-22-2022 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by oldman (Post 16621063)
Looks like we'll find out tomorrow. (Reid) “I’ll talk to (general manager) Brett [Veach],” he said. “I haven’t talked to Brett today, but we’ll talk on that and just see where we’re at with that. But he’s made some nice progress over the last couple of weeks. And I’m not telling you he’d be the starter, but I think he’s ready to get in, probably, the two-deep. We’ll have to talk to the kid, too.”

So if he's ready, who gets cut?

https://www.arrowheadpride.com/2022/...ated-this-week

“If he’s ready “ lol.

Direckshun 11-22-2022 11:48 AM

You know what day tomorrow is?

Do you?

It's LUCAS NIANG DAY.

https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/p...qpvcuxep5d1dsf

LOOK AT HIM

HE'S REAL AND LIKELY TO BE ACTIVATED

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Direckshun 11-22-2022 11:53 AM

Lucas Niang once shattered the space-time continuum. He felt so bad, he put it back together.
Mission Impossible was originally set in Lucas Niang’s house.
Lucas Niang uses pepper spray to season his meat.
Lucas Niang plays Jenga with Stonehenge.
Lucas Niang is able to slam a revolving door.
Lucas Niang has a diary, it is called the Guinness Book Of World Records.
Lucas Niang can dribble a bowling ball.
When the Tooth fairy comes to your house she takes your tooth and gives you money. When Lucas Niang comes to your house he breaks your tooth and takes your money.
Lucas Niang won an arm wrestling tournament, with both arms tied behind his back.
When Lucas Niang lifts weights, the weights get in shape.
If Lucas Niang were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Lucas Niang and they both fought, they would both win.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Lucas Niang.
The flu gets a Lucas Niang shot every year.
Lucas doesn't need to throw out the trash, it always throws itself out.
Lucas Niang is the reason that Wally is always hiding.
Bigfoot is still hiding because he once saw Lucas Niang walking in the mountains.
Lucas Niang doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
When Lucas Niang plays dodgeball, the balls dodge him.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Lucas Niang.
When Lucas Niang's parents had nightmares, they would come to his bedroom.
Lucas Niang doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Lucas Niang makes onions cry.
Ghosts tell Lucas Niang stories at the campfire.
The Flash discovered how to run at the speed of light when he discovered Lucas Niang was looking for him.
Lucas Niang doesn't negotiate with terrorists. The terrorists negotiate with Lucas Niang.
When Lucas Niang looked into the abyss, the abyss looked the other way.
Lucas Niang made a Happy Meal cry.
Aliens are real. They are just hiding from Lucas Niang.
Lucas Niang beat the sun in a staring contest.
Lucas Niang destroyed the periodic table, because Lucas Niang only recognizes the element of surprise.
Lucas Niang doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
Lucas Niang wrecked his bicycle and skinned the sidewalk with his knee.
Lucas Niang does not get frostbite. Lucas Niang bites frost.
It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Lucas Niang can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
There has never been a hurricane named Lucas because it would have destroyed everything.
When Lucas Niang enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Lucas Niang can build a snowman out of rain.
Lucas can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
If Lucas Niang was on The Titanic the iceberg would have dodged the ship.
The sun has to wear sunglasses when Lucas Niang glances at it.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Lucas Niang allows to live.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Lucas Niang can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.
The dinosaurs looked at Lucas Niang the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
If you want a list of Lucas Niang’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Once a cobra bit Lucas Niang’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Lucas Niang.
Lucas Niang doesn't need to wear a watch, he simply decides what time it is.
It takes Lucas Niang 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Lucas Niang can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Lucas Niang once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Lucas Niang' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Lucas Niang.
Lucas Niang found the last digit of pi.
Lucas Niang can divide by zero.
When Lucas Niang does division, there are no remainders.
Lucas Niang has counted to infinity more than once.
Lucas Niang does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Lucas Niang is able to sketch your portrait using an eraser.
Lucas Niang does not sleep. He waits.
Lucas Niang can unscramble an egg.
Lucas Niang is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Lucas Niang can make a slinky go upstairs.
Lucas Niang tells Simon what to do.
When Lucas Niang looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Lucas Niang and Lucas Niang.
Lucas Niang can hear sign language.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Lucas Niang says it’s beef, then it’s beef.
Lucas Niang’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Champions are the breakfast of Lucas Niang.
Lucas Niang can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Lucas Niang can kill your imaginary friends.
When Lucas Niang goes to a restaurant, the waiter tips him.
When Lucas Niang uses the internet he can skip ads whenever he wants, ads are not able to skip Lucas Niang.
The Loch Ness Monster claims to have seen Lucas Niang.
When Thanos snapped his fingers, he disappeared. Lucas Niang doesn't like snapping.
Lucas Niang knows Victoria’s secret.
When Lucas Niang enters a building that is on fire, the Lucas Niang alarm rings.
Lucas Niang has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
When police officers approach Lucas Niang they say "we have the right to remain silent".
The Swiss Army uses Lucas Niang Knives.
Lucas Niang can speak Braille.
Lucas Niang doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.
Death once had a near-Lucas-Niang experience.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Lucas Niang. There were no survivors.
Lucas Niang doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths.
When Lucas Niang gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Lucas Niang plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver. And wins.
Lucas Niang can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Lucas Niang once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
On the 7th day, God rested. Then, Lucas Niang took over.
Lucas Niang has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
If you spell Lucas Niang in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Lucas Niang once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
Lucas Niang can touch MC Hammer.
Lucas Niang’ email address is Gmail@LucasNiang.com
Lucas Niang’s GPS never tells him to turn around.
When Lucas Niang was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
When Lucas Niang was born, he drove his Mother home from the hospital.
Lucas Niang once bowled a perfect game with a marble.
Voldemort refers to Lucas Niang as ‘You Know Who’.

Direckshun 11-22-2022 11:54 AM

TO LUCAS NIANG

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Skyy God 11-22-2022 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by oldman (Post 16621063)
Looks like we'll find out tomorrow. (Reid) “I’ll talk to (general manager) Brett [Veach],” he said. “I haven’t talked to Brett today, but we’ll talk on that and just see where we’re at with that. But he’s made some nice progress over the last couple of weeks. And I’m not telling you he’d be the starter, but I think he’s ready to get in, probably, the two-deep. We’ll have to talk to the kid, too.”

So if he's ready, who gets cut?

https://www.arrowheadpride.com/2022/...ated-this-week

I see Kinnard making it through waivers.

Wilson8 11-22-2022 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16621526)
I see Kinnard making it through waivers.

You are probably correct.

Other possibilities -

1. Put Clyde Edwards-Helaire on IR. Reports are a high ankle sprain which needs some time to recover. Only temp 4-week solution.

2. Waive Joshua Kaindoh. Maybe still developing but does not seem to have much value to the team.

3. Waive Jack Cochrane. Jack has been playing some on special teams, but we have others that could fill that role.

Also have to consider the move if we bring back Blake Bell.

Mecca 11-22-2022 02:43 PM

Cochrane is another Toub special, it baffles me we have a roster with Marcus Kemp, Jack Cochrane and Chris Lammons and we're discussing where we need to find roster spots.

Wilson8 11-22-2022 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 16621769)
Cochrane is another Toub special, it baffles me we have a roster with Marcus Kemp, Jack Cochrane and Chris Lammons and we're discussing where we need to find roster spots.

Marcus Kemp is a Practice Squad member that Chiefs have been elevating for games. Dave Toub likes Chris Lammons and Chiefs seem to value him. I was surprised when KC brought him back with his legal issues.

oldman 11-22-2022 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Wilson8 (Post 16621762)
You are probably correct.

Other possibilities -

1. Put Clyde Edwards-Helaire on IR. Reports are a high ankle sprain which needs some time to recover. Only temp 4-week solution.

2. Waive Joshua Kaindoh. Maybe still developing but does not seem to have much value to the team.

3. Waive Jack Cochrane. Jack has been playing some on special teams, but we have others that could fill that role.

Also have to consider the move if we bring back Blake Bell.

I'd see #1 as most likely, with #2 as the 2nd option. I don't see them letting Kinnard get exposed, especially since we have to make decisions on both Allegretti and Christian for next year. I doubt Bell will be back this year or even next. Both Fortson and Gray threw some pretty fine blocks Sunday.


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