Every team except the :arrow:CHIEFS! **** them all except :arrow: :thumb:

Bucs
Bills
Bengals
Broncos
Chargers

I'm assuming that we are excluding divisional rivals, because I'll take the massacre of the raiders broncos and chargers every week over anyone else. But, to follow those turd sandwiches up, I would probably go

1. Buffalo - our top rivals so **** em
2. Cincy - yeah, idk typically you love the underdogs and the franchise that has been shit for a long time, but I just -- idk something about the bengals
3. Tampa - **** that douchenozzle
4. Colts - **** the colts

The Bills. I think Josh Allen is a piece of shit. Remember when he viciously and cruelly threw a football at one of our guys head like a BABY during the divisional playoff game? He nearly killed him, worse than Myle Garrett.

Tampa I would root against but I'm just laughing at how bad of a start their season is.

And finally the Broncos. Nothing like trading away a bunch of picks for a washed up QB. I'm rooting against Russel as much as I am the Broncos. Also brcause Colin Cowherd thinks they're hot shit.

Yup!

Was going to include the Doncos but why bother?

Bills. Easy schedule and biggest threat to KC in the AFC.

Better hope the smoking man from X-Files is still alive.

Browns for Watson reasons.

Bucs for Brady reasons.

I actually want the Bills to be good... the playoff games have been great and their subset of awful front running alcoholic brain damaged table smashers shouldn't get off so easy going back to shit seasons.

I want them to be good so they can puff their chest every regular season before witnessing heartbreaking playoff defeat in the worst ways imaginable. I want them to lose to the Chiefs again in the AFCCG. I want them to assume they're destined for a Chiefs rematch only to get humiliated by some broke dick 9-8 team. I want them to lose to Mac Jones. I want them to look back fondly at the early 90s compared to the pain and suffering they'll go through at the hands of Patrick Mahomes over the next decade and a half.

Their schedule’s tougher than usual. Could see them losing 6 or so.

Cowboys... it's always the Cowboys. I've disliked them since the 1970s. It's been a great quarter century cheering for their failure.

Looks similar to the Chiefs' schedule last season... not completely out of the realm of possibility they're around .500 a couple months into the season, just to win their last 10.

Sept/Oct: wHat'S wRoNg WiTh ThE bIlLs?!?

Nov/Dec: tHe BiLlS aRe AmAzInG fOr BeAtInG a BuNcH oF nObOdIeS!!!

Donks and Bucs first. But also the Raiders, Chargers and Cowgirls.

Broncos
Patriots

Chargers
Donkos
Faid
Dolphins
Bills
Colts
Bucs

Wow.

That is also pretty much where I'm at.

I hate preseason favorites that don't deserve it like the Cowgirls.

Bills are actually a good team.

Although 'America's Team' was insufferable even back when they were good. One reason I became a casual fan of the niners.

I've never really hated the Chargers like I do the Faid and Donks and even the Faid aren't as sad and despicable as the Donks.

A Pats loss is always good. A Brady loss is always good.

I have fond memories of Tyreek, but I do want to see the Fins regret that trade.